The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 12: In MotleyBierce, Ambrose
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The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 12: In Motley
Bierce, Ambrose
American literature
Gender is the sex of words. But either this matter of sex is
imperfectly understood, or Nature has made faulty provision for the
duality of things; for history and speech show many melancholy examples
of natural celibacy, and Shelley’s dictum that “nothing in the world is
single” must be accepted with the large limitation of a comprehensive
denial. Who ever heard of an alligatrix? The spinster—has she anywhere
a femaler mate, the spinstress? I am told there is an article, a
garment, if I have rightly understood—called a garter, and that it has
commonly a mate, yet I know not if any one has seen a gartress. Nor,
for that matter, a garter. Has the cypress a lord and master known as
the cypor? We hear of personal encounters, but a personal encounter
between two ladies is not an encountress. Every one knows that an
epistle is a female apostle, but why the male mate of the unlisted
himmit should, except for consistency in perversion, be called a
hermit, who can say? Oddly enough, the shero is unknown to fame. Is
there a place beyond the grave of the sinner, called Heol, and was its
existence hinted at in the old name for Sheol? In Irish folklore is no
mention of the banhee. An ornithologist of even the widest attainments
will assure you that the queenfisher is an undiscovered fowl. Ancient
history, sacred or profane, is vainly questioned concerning the King
of Heba—whom nevertheless, I love to figure to myself as making a long
journey to lay countless camel loads of gifts at the feet of the very
wisest sovereign in all the world—the queen of the Shebrews.
A CALIFORNIAN STATESMAN
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