The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 02 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 02 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
‘The grooms that reside at, and in the vicinity of this famed town, are
all more or less, acquainted with each other; and on Mr Woodcock’s
recommendation, I was put under the care of Jack Clarke, who lived with
Captain Vernon, he having luckily a led horse, which I was to mount. The
day of parting with my father, and of beginning our journey, was an
anxious one. He could not too emphatically repeat the few well meant
precepts he had so often given me, nor I too earnestly assure him, I
would love and obey him all my life. Notwithstanding his severity, he
was passionately fond of me, my heart entered into the same feelings,
and there was great and unfeigned affection between us.
CHAPTER X
‘As is the custom in travelling with trained horses, we set off early,
and walked without hurry. When we stopped to breakfast, the plenty of
excellent cold beef, bread and cheese, with the best table-beer, and as
much as we pleased, gave me a foretaste of the fortunate change I had
made. This indeed exceeded my utmost expectations,—I was entering upon a
new existence,—was delighted, full of hope, and cheerful alacrity, yet
too timid to be presumptuous. Clarke, being a good-tempered lad, and
seeing me happy, attempted to play me no tricks whatever. On the
contrary, he gave me all the caution and advice he could, to guard me
against being drawn into the common-place deceptions, most of them
nasty, many of them unhealthy, and all of them tending to make the poor
tyro, a common laughing-stock, uniformly practised by the resident boys,
upon every new comer. I do not recollect one-half these tricks: but that
with which they begin, if I do not mistake, is to persuade their victim,
that the first thing necessary for a well-trained stable-boy, is to
borrow as many waistcoats as he can, and in the morning after he has
dressed and fed his horse, to put them all on, take a race of perhaps
two or three miles, return home, strip himself stark naked, and
immediately be covered up in the hot dung-hill; which, they assure him,
is the method the grooms take when they sweat themselves down to ride a
race. Should the poor fellow follow their directions, they conclude the
joke with pail-fulls of cold water, which stand ready, to throw over
him.
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