The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 02 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 02 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
and daughters, and leave them here, the latter for instruction; and that
one great motive for visiting me was, to hear Fanny (Miss Holcroft)
play. In addition to ungain size, awkwardness, and squinting, he has a
clownish gesticulation, and makes such strange contortions of face, as,
were it not to avoid giving offence, would excite continual laughter. In
talking of billiards, he spoke of a gentleman at Walsal, with whom he
used to play, who came with his pockets full of guineas, and that the
chinking of these excited in him the most extraordinary desire to win.
Here he got up, and gave a picture by gesticulating, squinting, and
drawing his muscles awry, of the agitation he used to be in when going
to strike the balls. Nothing could exceed the effect of his _naïveté_.
The conclusion of his history of Walsal was, that playing at billiards
with Stanton, the manager, the latter complained of the largeness of the
pockets; to which F—— replied, yes, they were very large, large indeed,
as unconscionably large as his four dead shares, added to the five
shares he received for the acting of his wife and children; which so
affronted Stanton, that he discharged him the next week. He said he left
Walsal with thirty pounds in his pocket, which he had won at billiards,
promising his wife never to play more, and that he had kept his word. As
he appeared to have been the industrious father of a family, I invited
him to bring his daughters, and hear Fanny, who did not then happen to
be at home; but his left-handed country breeding, or some other motive,
made him decline fixing any time.’[2]
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