The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 02 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 02 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
Secondly, there are in this very profession, which is held in such
contempt, circumstances which must make a man of genius, not very averse
to enter into it. In spite of the real misery, meanness, ignorance, and
folly, often to be found among its followers, the player as well as the
poet, lives in an ideal world.
The scenes of petty vexation, poverty, and disappointment, which he has
to encounter, are endless; so are the scenes of grandeur, pomp, and
pleasure, in which he is as constantly an actor. If his waking thoughts
are sometimes disagreeable, his dreams are delightful, and the business
of his life is to dream. This may be a reason why every one else should
shun this profession as a pest, but it is for this very reason that the
man of genius may pass his time pleasantly and profitably in it. But let
us hear Mr Holcroft’s apology for his former way of life, which seems to
have been dictated with a view to his own feelings. ‘Know then,’ he
says,[4] ‘there is a certain set or society of men, frequently to be met
in straggling parties about this kingdom, who by a peculiar kind of
magic, will metamorphose an old barn, stable, or out-house, in such a
wonderful manner, that the said barn, stable, or out-house, shall
appear, according as it suits the will or purpose of the said magicians,
at one time a prince’s palace; at another, a peasant’s cottage; now the
noisy receptacle of drunken clubs, and wearied travellers, called an
inn; anon the magnificent dome of a Grecian temple. Nay, so vast is
their art, that, by pronouncing audibly certain sentences, which are
penned down for them by the head, or master magician, they transport the
said barn, stable, or out-house, thus metamorphosed, over sea, or land,
rocks, mountains, or deserts, into whatsoever hot, cold, or temperate
region the director wills, with as much facility as my lady’s squirrel
can crack a nut-shell. What is still more wonderful, they carry all
their spectators along with them, without the witchery of broom-sticks.
These necromancers, although whenever they please they become princes,
kings, and heroes, and reign over all the empires of the vast and
peopled earth; though they bestow governments, vice-royalties, and
principalities, upon their adherents, divide the spoils of nations among
their pimps, pages, and parasites, and give a kingdom for a kiss, for
they are exceedingly amorous; yet, no sooner do their sorceries cease,
though but the moment before they were revelling and banqueting with
Marc Antony, or quaffing nectar with Jupiter himself, it is a safe wager
of a pound to a penny that half of them go supperless to bed. A set of
poor, but pleasant rogues! miserable, but merry wags! that weep without
sorrow, stab without anger, die without dread, and laugh, sing, and
dance, to inspire mirth in others, while surrounded themselves with
wretchedness. A thing still more remarkable in these enchanters is, that
they completely effect their purpose, and make those, who delight in
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