The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 02 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 02 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
Mr P——, whose connexions were respectable, came to town, with
recommendations to a banking-house in the city, and with an intention to
get a place as clerk in some counting-house, or public office. He
delivered his letters, and his friends promised they would be on the
look-out for him. He called once or twice to no purpose, and as his time
hung rather idly on his hands, he had employed himself in writing one or
two anonymous letters on the politics of the day, which were inserted in
the General Advertiser. It so happened that one of the partners in the
house to which he had been recommended, had a principal share in this
very paper: and when he called, he told him that he had heard of nothing
in the way that he wished; but taking out the Advertiser, and shewing
him his own letter in it, ‘If now,’ said he, ‘you could do something of
this kind, I might possibly be of service to you.’ Mr P—— replied, with
some eagerness, that he was the author of the letter. ‘Aye, indeed,’
says the other, ‘then come with me; we must have some farther talk
together.’ So saying, he took our young politician with him into another
room; and after being closeted some time, it was arranged that P——
should be immediately employed as a writer and reporter for this paper,
at a guinea and half a week. The very next night there was to be an
important debate in the house, and our young gentleman was to make his
_coup d’essai_. As however he was entirely ignorant of the forms and
rules of reporting, it was thought necessary to give him some previous
instructions; and he was told, that he should place himself so as to be
able to hear the speakers distinctly; that he should provide himself
with a pencil and pocket-book, in which he must note down the speeches
as privately as he could; but that as he was a stranger, and might be
noticed the more on that account, if any one came to interrupt him, he
was to say nothing, but put half a guinea into his hand. Thus equipped
and instructed, Mr P—— went early to his post, and planted himself in
the middle of the gallery, directly in front of the speaker. He had his
pencil and pocket-book ready in his hand, and the instant the debate
opened, began to take notes with so much eagerness, and so little
precaution, that a messenger came to him, and said, ‘Sir, you must give
over writing.’ As he had been prepared for this event, he took the
half-guinea out of his pocket, and bending his hand behind him, offered
the half-guinea, which was lodged in the palm of it, to the door-keeper,
who took it without saying a word, and the other went on with his
writing as before. But no sooner had he begun, than the man very quietly
tapped him on the shoulder again, and said, ‘Sir, you must give over
writing.’ This second rebuff was quite unexpected, and completely
disconcerted our zealous reporter. He put his pencil and paper in his
pocket, and sat during the remainder of the debate in a state of the
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