The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 02 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 02 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
utmost confusion, not expecting to remember a single sentence. He went
home and related his ill-success; professing his inability to give any
account of what he had heard. ‘But,’ said his employer, ‘you may at
least try: you must surely recollect something of what passed.’ He said,
‘no: he had been in such a state of agitation the whole time, that it
would be in vain to attempt it.’ As no one else had gone from the same
office, and it was absolutely necessary to give some account of the
debate the next morning, he was again urged to make the attempt, and at
length complied. He was left in the room by himself, and scarcely
knowing what he did, began an account of the speech of Lord Nugent, who
had opened the question. He was surprised to find that he could
recollect the few first sentences. Still he despaired of being able to
proceed; but by degrees, one thing recalled another, he still kept
writing on without knowing what was to follow, and when he had finished
one page, sent it down to the press. His hopes now began to revive, he
returned to the charge, and writing under an apprehension that the words
might every minute escape from his memory, he despatched sheet after
sheet so vigorously, that the press could hardly keep pace with him.
They had now printed two columns and a half, and Lord Nugent was still
speaking. At last, the proprietor, who had at first dreaded a dearth of
information, and whose fears were now alarmed the contrary way, came up
to him, and said, ‘My G—d, when will this Lord Nugent’s speech be done?
Was there no other speaker the whole evening?’ ‘Oh yes, there are seven
or eight more to come.’ The other laughed, and told P—— that he had
quite mistaken the business; that in his way of going on, he would fill
a volume instead of a newspaper, and that he must begin again entirely,
and instead of giving every word and sentence, merely repeat the heads
of each speech, and a few of the most striking arguments. ‘Oh, is that
all you want,’ exclaimed P——, at once relieved from his terrors, ‘then
I’m your man.’ Accordingly he set to work afresh, cut down Lord Nugent
into half a column, and the other speakers had a proportionable space
allotted them: and the report, thus curtailed, was the next day noticed
as the ablest and fullest that had been given of the debate. The person,
to whom this anecdote relates, has been long known to the public as the
editor and proprietor of the only constitutional paper that remains.
BOOK III
CHAPTER I
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