The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 05 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 05 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
_Hip._ Oh, Sir, our friends! they ought to be unto us as our jewels;
as dearly valued, being locked up and unseen, as when we wear them in
our hands. I see, Friscobaldo, age hath not command of your blood; for
all time’s sickle hath gone over you, you are Orlando still.
_Orl._ Why, my Lord, are not the fields mown and cut down, and stript
bare, and yet wear they not pied coats again? Though my head be like a
leek, white, may not my heart be like the blade, green?
_Hip._ Scarce can I read the stories on your brow, Which age hath writ
there: you look youthful still.
_Orl._ I eat snakes, my Lord, I eat snakes. My heart shall never have
a wrinkle in it, so long as I can cry Hem! with a clear voice. * *
_Hip._ You are the happier man, Sir.
_Orl._ May not old Friscobaldo, my Lord, be merry now, ha? I have a
little, have all things, have nothing: I have no wife, I have no
child, have no chick, and why should I not be in my jocundare?
_Hip._ Is your wife then departed?
_Orl._ She’s an old dweller in those high countries, yet not from me:
here, she’s here; a good couple are seldom parted.
_Hip._ You had a daughter, too, Sir, had you not?
_Orl._ Oh, my Lord! this old tree had one branch, and but one branch,
growing out of it: it was young, it was fair, it was strait: I pruned
it daily, drest it carefully, kept it from the wind, help’d it to the
sun; yet for all my skill in planting, it grew crooked, it bore crabs:
I hew’d it down. What’s become of it, I neither know nor care.
_Hip._ Then can I tell you what’s become of it: that branch is
wither’d.
_Orl._ So ’twas long ago.
_Hip._ Her name, I think, was Bellafront; she’s dead.
_Orl._ Ha! dead?
_Hip._ Yes, what of her was left, not worth the keeping, Even in my
sight, was thrown into a grave.
_Orl._ Dead! my last and best peace go with her! I see death’s a good
trencherman; he can eat coarse homely meat as well as the
daintiest——Is she dead?
_Hip._ She’s turn’d to earth.
_Orl._ Would she were turned to Heaven. Umph! Is she dead? I am glad
the world has lost one of his idols: no whoremonger will at midnight
beat at the doors: in her grave sleep all my shame and her own; and
all my sorrows, and all her sins.
_Hip._ I’m glad you are wax, not marble; you are made
Of man’s best temper; there are now good hopes
That all these heaps of ice about your heart,
By which a father’s love was frozen up,
Are thaw’d in those sweet show’rs fetch’d from your eye:
We are ne’er like angels till our passions die.
She is not dead, but lives under worse fate;
I think she’s poor; and more to clip her wings,
Her husband at this hour lies in the jail,
For killing of a man: to save his blood,
Join all your force with mine; mine shall be shown,
The getting of his life preserves your own.
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