The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 05 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 05 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
_Orl._ In my daughter you will say! Does she live then? I am sorry I
wasted tears upon a harlot! but the best is, I have a handkerchief to
drink them up, soap can wash them all out again. Is she poor?
_Hip._ Trust me, I think she is.
_Orl._ Then she’s a right strumpet. I never knew one of their trade
rich two years together; sieves can hold no water, nor harlots hoard
up money: taverns, tailors, bawds, panders, fiddlers, swaggerers,
fools, and knaves, do all wait upon a common harlot’s trencher; she is
the gallypot to which these drones fly: not for love to the pot, but
for the sweet sucket in it, her money, her money.
_Hip._ I almost dare pawn my word, her bosom gives warmth to no such
snakes; when did you see her?
_Orl._ Not seventeen summers.
_Hip._ Is your hate so old?
_Orl._ Older; it has a white head, and shall never die ‘till she be
buried: her wrongs shall be my bed-fellow.
_Hip._ Work yet his life, since in it lives her fame.
_Orl._ No, let him hang, and half her infamy departs out of the world;
I hate him for her: he taught her first to taste poison; I hate her
for herself, because she refused my physic.
_Hip._ Nay, but Friscobaldo.
_Orl._ I detest her, I defy both, she’s not mine, she’s—
_Hip._ Hear her but speak.
_Orl._ I love no mermaids, I’ll not be caught with a quail-pipe.
_Hip._ You’re now beyond all reason. Is’t dotage to relieve your
child, being poor?
_Orl._ ’Tis foolery; relieve her? Were her cold limbs stretcht out
upon a bier, I would not sell this dirt under my nails, to buy her an
hour’s breath, nor give this hair, unless it were to choak her.
_Hip._ Fare you well, for I’ll trouble you no more.
[_Exit._
_Orl._ And fare you well, Sir, go thy ways; we have few lords of thy
making, that love wenches for their honesty.—‘Las, my girl, art thou
poor? Poverty dwells next door to despair, there’s but a wall between
them: despair is one of hell’s catchpoles, and lest that devil arrest
her, I’ll to her; yet she shall not know me: she shall drink of my
wealth as beggars do of running water, freely; yet never know from
what fountain’s head it flows. Shall a silly bird pick her own breast
to nourish her young ones: and can a father see his child starve? That
were hard: the pelican does it, and shall not I?’
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