The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 06 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 06 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
great deal of radical reasoning has its source in this feeling.—He
bestows no small quantity of his tediousness upon M—, on whose mind all
these formulas and diagrams fall like seed on stony ground: ‘while the
manna is descending,’ he shakes his ears, and in the intervals of the
debate, insinuates an objection, and calls for another half-pint. I have
sometimes said to him—‘Any one to come in here without knowing you,
would take you for the most disputatious man alive, for you are always
engaged in an argument with somebody or other.’ The truth is, that M— is
a good-natured, gentlemanly man, who notwithstanding, if appealed to,
will not let an absurd or unjust proposition pass without expressing his
dissent; and therefore he is a sort of mark for all those (and we have
several of that stamp) who like to teaze other people’s understandings,
as wool-combers teaze wool. He is certainly the flower of the flock. He
is the oldest frequenter of the place, the latest sitter-up,
well-informed, inobtrusive, and that sturdy old English character, a
lover of truth and justice. I never knew M— approve of any thing unfair
or illiberal. There is a candour and uprightness about his mind which
can neither be wheedled nor browbeat into unjustifiable complaisance. He
looks strait-forward as he sits with his glass in his hand, turning
neither to the right nor the left, and I will venture to say that he has
never had a sinister object in view through life. Mrs. Battle (it is
recorded in her Opinions on Whist) could not make up her mind to use the
word ‘_Go_.’ M— from long practice has got over this difficulty, and
uses it incessantly. It is no matter what adjunct follows in the train
of this despised monosyllable:—whatever liquid comes after this prefix
is welcome. M— without being the most communicative is the most
conversible man I know. The social principle is inseparable from his
person. If he has nothing to say, he drinks your health; and when you
cannot from the rapidity and carelessness of his utterance catch what he
says, you assent to it with equal confidence: you know his meaning is
good. His favourite phrase is ‘We have all of us something of the
coxcomb;’ and yet he has none of it himself. Before I had exchanged half
a dozen sentences with M—, I found that he knew several of my old
acquaintance (an immediate introduction of itself, for the discussing
the characters and foibles of common friends is a great sweetener and
cement of friendship)—and had been intimate with most of the wits and
men about town for the last twenty years. He knew Tobin, Wordsworth,
Porson, Wilson, Paley, Erskine, and many others. He speaks of Paley’s
pleasantry and unassuming manners, and describes Porson’s long potations
and long quotations formerly at the Cider-Cellar in a very lively way.
He has doubts, however, as to that sort of learning. On my saying that I
had never seen the Greek Professor but once, at the Library of the
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