The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 08 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 08 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
In the way of mischievous adventure, and a wanton exhibition of
ludicrous weakness in character, nothing is superior to the comic parts
of the Arabian Nights’ Entertainments. To take only the set of stories
of the Little Hunchback, who was choked with a bone, and the Barber of
Bagdad and his seven brothers,—there is that of the tailor who was
persecuted by the miller’s wife, and who, after toiling all night in the
mill, got nothing for his pains:—of another who fell in love with a fine
lady who pretended to return his passion, and inviting him to her house,
as the preliminary condition of her favour, had his eyebrows shaved, his
clothes stripped off, and being turned loose into a winding gallery, he
was to follow her, and by overtaking obtain all his wishes, but, after a
turn or two, stumbled on a trap-door, and fell plump into the street, to
the great astonishment of the spectators and his own, shorn of his
eyebrows, naked, and without a ray of hope left:—that of the
castle-building pedlar, who, in kicking his wife, the supposed daughter
of an emperor, kicks down his basket of glass, the brittle foundation of
his ideal wealth, his good fortune, and his arrogance:—that, again, of
the beggar who dined with the Barmecide, and feasted with him on the
names of wines and dishes: and, last and best of all, the inimitable
story of the Impertinent Barber himself, one of the seven, and worthy to
be so; his pertinacious, incredible, teasing, deliberate, yet unmeaning
folly, his wearing out the patience of the young gentleman whom he is
sent for to shave, his preparations and his professions of speed, his
taking out an astrolabe to measure the height of the sun while his
razors are getting ready, his dancing the dance of Zimri and singing the
song of Zamtout, his disappointing the young man of an assignation,
following him to the place of rendezvous, and alarming the master of the
house in his anxiety for his safety, by which his unfortunate patron
loses his hand in the affray, and this is felt as an awkward accident.
The danger which the same loquacious person is afterwards in, of losing
his head for want of saying who he was, because he would not forfeit his
character of being ‘justly called the Silent,’ is a consummation of the
jest, though, if it had really taken place, it would have been carrying
the joke too far. There are a thousand instances of the same sort in the
Thousand and One Nights, which are an inexhaustible mine of comic humour
and invention, and which, from the manners of the East which they
describe, carry the principle of callous indifference in a jest as far
as it can go. The serious and marvellous stories in that work, which
have been so much admired and so greedily read, appear to me monstrous
and abortive fictions, like disjointed dreams, dictated by a
preternatural dread of arbitrary and despotic power, as the comic and
familiar stories are rendered proportionably amusing and interesting
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