The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
An English theatre is the very throne of pantomime; nor
do I believe that the gallery and boxes of Drury Lane or Covent Garden
filled on the proper occasions with holiday folks (big or little) yield
the palm for undisguised, tumultuous, inextinguishable laughter to any
spot in Europe. I do not speak of the refinement of the mirth (this is
no fastidious speculation) but of its cordiality, on the return of these
long looked-for and licensed periods; and I may add here, by way of
illustration, that the English common people are a sort of grown
children, spoiled and sulky perhaps, but full of glee and merriment,
when their attention is drawn off by some sudden and striking object.
The May-pole is almost gone out of fashion among us: but May-day,
besides its flowering hawthorns and its pearly dews, has still its
boasted exhibition of painted chimney-sweepers and their
Jack-o’-the-Green, whose tawdry finery, bedizened faces, unwonted
gestures, and short-lived pleasures call forth good-humoured smiles and
looks of sympathy in the spectators. There is no place where trap-ball,
fives, prison-base, foot-ball, quoits, bowls are better understood or
more successfully practised; and the very names of a cricket bat and
ball make English fingers tingle. What happy days must ‘Long Robinson’
have passed in getting ready his wickets and mending his bats, who when
two of the fingers of his right hand were struck off by the violence of
a ball, had a screw fastened to it to hold the bat, and with the other
hand still sent the ball thundering against the boards that bounded _Old
Lord’s cricket-ground_! What delightful hours must have been his in
looking forward to the matches that were to come, in recounting the
feats he had performed in those that were past! I have myself whiled
away whole mornings in seeing him strike the ball (like a countryman
mowing with a scythe) to the farthest extremity of the smooth, level,
sun-burnt ground, and with long, awkward strides count the notches that
made victory sure! Then again, cudgel-playing, quarter-staff, bull and
badger-baiting, cock-fighting are almost the peculiar diversions of this
island, and often objected to us as barbarous and cruel; horse-racing is
the delight and the ruin of numbers; and the noble science of boxing is
all our own. Foreigners can scarcely understand how we can squeeze
pleasure out of this pastime; the luxury of hard blows given or
received; the joy of the ring; nor the perseverance of the
combatants.[4] The English also excel, or are not excelled in wiring a
hare, in stalking a deer, in shooting, fishing, and hunting. England to
this day boasts her Robin Hood and his merry men, that stout archer and
outlaw, and patron saint of the sporting-calendar. What a cheerful sound
is that of the hunters, issuing from the autumnal wood and sweeping over
hill and dale!
——‘A cry more tuneable
Was never halloo’d to by hound or horn.’
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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