The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
the person of Will Wimble, is still common among younger brothers and
gentlemen of retired incomes in town or country. The _Cockney_ character
is of our English growth, as this intimates a feverish fidgety delight
in rural sights and sounds, and a longing wish, after the turmoil and
confinement of a city-life, to transport one’s-self to the freedom and
breathing sweetness of a country retreat. London is half suburbs. The
suburbs of Paris are a desert; and you see nothing but crazy wind-mills,
stone-walls, and a few straggling visitants in spots where in England
you would find a thousand villas, a thousand terraces crowned with their
own delights, or be stunned with the noise of bowling-greens and
tea-gardens, or stifled with the fumes of tobacco mingling with fragrant
shrubs, or the clouds of dust raised by half the population of the
metropolis panting and toiling in search of a mouthful of fresh air. The
Parisian is, perhaps, as well (or better) contented with himself
wherever he is, stewed in his shop or his garret; the Londoner is
miserable in these circumstances, and glad to escape from them.[5] Let
no one object to the gloomy appearance of a London Sunday, compared with
a Parisian one. It is a part of our politics and our religion: we would
not have James the First’s ‘Book of Sports’ thrust down our throats: and
besides, it is a part of our character to do one thing at a time, and
not to be dancing a jig and on our knees in the same breath. It is true
the Englishman spends his Sunday evening at the alehouse—
——‘And e`en on Sunday
Drank with Kirton Jean till Monday’—
but he only unbends and waxes mellow by degrees, and sits soaking till
he can neither sit, stand, nor go: it is his vice, and a beastly one it
is, but not a proof of any inherent distaste to mirth or
good-fellowship. Neither can foreigners throw the carnival in our teeth
with any effect: those who have seen it (at Florence, for example), will
say that it is duller than any thing in England. Our Bartholomew-Fair is
Queen Mab herself to it! What can be duller than a parcel of masks
moving about the streets and looking as grave and monotonous as possible
from day to day, and with the same lifeless formality in their limbs and
gestures as in their features? One might as well expect variety and
spirit in a procession of wax-work. We must be hard run indeed, when we
have recourse to a pasteboard proxy to set off our mirth: a mask may be
a very good cover for licentiousness (though of that I saw no signs),
but it is a very bad exponent of wit and humour. I should suppose there
is more drollery and unction in the caricatures in Gilray’s shop-window,
than in all the masks in Italy, without exception.[6]
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