The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
Dr. Chalmers is not so good-looking a man as Mr. Irving; he wants the
same vigour and spirit. His face is dead and clammy, cold, pale,
bloodless, passionless, and there is a glazed look of insincerity about
the eyes, uninformed, uninspired from within. His voice is broken,
harsh, and creaking, while Mr. Irving’s is flowing and silvery: his
Scotch accent and pronunciation are a terrible infliction on the
_uncultivated_ ear. His ‘Whech observation I _oo_rge upon you my frinds
and br_ee_thren’ desolates and lays waste all the humanities. He grinds
out his sentences between his teeth, and catches at truth with his
fists, as a monkey catches an apple or a stick thrown at him with his
paws. He seems by his action and his utterance to say to difficulties,
‘Come, let me clutch thee,’ and having got them in his grasp, tears and
rends them in pieces as a dog tears an old rag to tatters or mumbles a
stone that is flung in his way. Dr. Chalmers engages attention and
secures sympathy solely by the intensity of his own purpose: there is
neither eloquence nor wisdom, neither imagination nor feeling, neither
the pomp of sound nor grace nor solemnity of manner about him, but he is
in earnest, and eager in pursuit of his argument, and arrests the eye
and ear of his congregation by this alone. He dashes head foremost into
the briars and thorns of controversy, and drags you along with him
whether you will or no, and your only chance is to push on and get out
of them as well as you can, though dreadfully scratched and almost
blinded. He involves you in a labyrinth, and you are anxious to escape
from it: you have to pass through many a dark, subterranean cavern with
him in his theological ferry-boat, and are glad enough to get out on the
other side, with the help of Scotch logic for oars, and Scotch rhetoric
for sails! You hear no _home_ truths, nothing that touches the heart, or
swells or expands the soul; there is no tide of eloquence lifting you up
to Heaven, or wafting you from Indus to the Pole.—No, you are detained
in a canal, with a great number of _locks_ in it.—You make way by virtue
of standing still, your will is irritated, and impelled forward by
stoppages—you are puzzled into sympathy, pulled into admiration, tired
into patience! The preacher starts a difficulty, of which you had no
notion before, and you stare to see how he will answer it. He first
makes you uneasy, sceptical, sensible of your helplessness and
dependence upon his superior sagacity and recondite learning, and
proportionably thankful for the relief he affords you in the unpleasant
dilemma to which you have been reduced. It is like proposing a riddle,
and then, after playing with the curiosity and impatience of the company
for some time, giving the solution, which nobody else has the wit to
find out. We never saw fuller attendances or more profound attention
than at the Tron Church in Glasgow—it was like a sea of eyes, a swarm of
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