The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
‘But shall we have nothing to say,’ interrogated G. J——, ‘to the Legend
of Good Women?’—‘Name, name, Mr. J——,’ cried H—— in a boisterous tone of
friendly exultation, ‘name as many as you please, without reserve or
fear of molestation!’ J—— was perplexed between so many amiable
recollections, that the name of the lady of his choice expired in a
pensive whiff of his pipe; and B—— impatiently declared for the Duchess
of Newcastle. Mrs. Hutchinson was no sooner mentioned, than she carried
the day from the Duchess. We were the less solicitous on this subject of
filling up the posthumous lists of Good Women, as there was already one
in the room as good, as sensible, and in all respects as exemplary, as
the best of them could be for their lives! ‘I should like vastly to have
seen Ninon de l’Enclos,’ said that incomparable person; and this
immediately put us in mind that we had neglected to pay honour due to
our friends on the other side of the Channel: Voltaire, the patriarch of
levity, and Rousseau, the father of sentiment, Montaigne and Rabelais
(great in wisdom and in wit), Moliere and that illustrious group that
are collected round him (in the print of that subject) to hear him read
his comedy of the Tartuffe at the house of Ninon; Racine, La Fontaine,
Rochefoucault, St. Evremont, &c.
‘There is one person,’ said a shrill, querulous voice, ‘I would rather
see than all these—Don Quixote!’
‘Come, come!’ said H——; ‘I thought we should have no heroes, real or
fabulous. What say you, Mr. B——? Are you for eking out your shadowy list
with such names as Alexander, Julius Cæsar, Tamerlane, or Ghengis
Khan?’—‘Excuse me,’ said B——, ‘on the subject of characters in active
life, plotters and disturbers of the world, I have a crotchet of my own,
which I beg leave to reserve.’—‘No, no! come, out with your
worthies!’—‘What do you think of Guy Faux and Judas Iscariot?’ H——
turned an eye upon him like a wild Indian, but cordial and full of
smothered glee. ‘Your most exquisite reason!’ was echoed on all sides;
and A—— thought that B—— had now fairly entangled himself. ‘Why, I
cannot but think,’ retorted he of the wistful countenance, ‘that Guy
Faux, that poor fluttering annual scare-crow of straw and rags, is an
ill-used gentleman. I would give something to see him sitting pale and
emaciated, surrounded by his matches and his barrels of gunpowder, and
expecting the moment that was to transport him to Paradise for his
heroic self-devotion; but if I say any more, there is that fellow G——
will make something of it. And as to Judas Iscariot, my reason is
different. I would fain see the face of him, who, having dipped his hand
in the same dish with the Son of Man, could afterwards betray him. I
have no conception of such a thing; nor have I ever seen any picture
(not even Leonardo’s very fine one) that gave me the least idea of
it.’—‘You have said enough, Mr. B——, to justify your choice.’
‘Oh! ever right, Menenius,—ever right!’
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