The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
even who were victims to it, they have conscientiously applied it to the
benefit of all parties, and scarcely suffered a thing to enter the house
for the whole six months they stayed in it. To pass over, however, those
cases which may plead poverty as their excuse, what shall we say to a
lady of fortune (the sister of one of their old-fashioned lairds)
allowing the fruit to rot in the gardens and hot-houses of a fine old
mansion in large quantities, sooner than let any of it be given away in
presents to the neighbours; and, when peremptorily ordered by the master
of the house to send a basket-full every morning to a sick friend,
purchasing a small pottle for the purpose, and satisfying her mind (an
intelligent and well-informed one) with this miserable subterfuge? Nay,
farther, the same person, whenever they had green-peas, or other
rarities, served up at table, could hardly be prevailed on to help the
guests to them, but, if possible, sent them away, though no other use
could now be made of them, and she would never see them again! Is there
common sense in this; or is it not more like madness? But is it not, at
the same time, human nature? Let us stop to explain a little. In my
view, the real motive of action in this and other similar cases of
grasping penuriousness has no more reference to self-love (properly so
called) than artificial fruit and flowers have to natural ones. A
certain form or outside appearance of utility may deceive the mind, but
the natural, pulpy, wholesome, nutritious substance, the principle of
vitality is gone. To this callous, frigid habit of mind, the real uses
of things harden and crystallise; the pith and marrow are extracted out
of them, and leave nothing but the husk or shell. By a regular process,
the idea of property is gradually abstracted from the advantage it may
be of even to ourselves; and to a well-drilled, thorough-bred, Northern
housekeeper (such as I have supposed), the fruits, or other produce of
her garden, would come at last to be things no more to be eaten or
enjoyed, than her jewels or trinkets of any description, which are,
professedly, of no use but to be _kept_ as symbols of wealth, to be
occasionally looked at, and carefully guarded from the approach of any
unhallowed touch. The calculation of consequences, or of benefit to
accrue to any living person, is so far from being the mainspring in this
mechanical operation that it is never once thought of, or regarded with
peevishness and impatience as an unwelcome intruder, because it must
naturally divert the mind from the warped and false bias it has taken.
The feeling of property is here, then, removed from the sphere of
practice to a chimerical and fictitious one. In the case of not sending
the fruit out of the house, there might be some lurking idea of its
being possibly wanted at home, that it might be sent to some one else,
or made up into conserves: but when different articles of food are
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