The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancientTarkington, Booth
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The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancient
Tarkington, Booth
Antiques -- Humor
Who, but Eben S., had the forethought to store, in ample camphor, a
perfect set of Harrison red flannels, and no less than six petticoats
of the same material and date? Who, of all the gray-haired collectors
who seek and cherish them to-day, but might have laid by as full a
stock as mine of lapel-buttons [_circa_ ’94] bearing the obsolete
argot of the period—quip and jest which have all but lost their
significance now? Or the buttons advertising bicycles—The Rambler and
the Tribune—built with a truss—the Victor and Columbia and Pierce? Who
had the wit and courage to store away the stereoscopes and the twin
photographs that in them found perspective—priceless and unattainable
to-day? The Chinese Tea Pickers? The Yellowstone? Brooklyn Bridge?
Who boasts of these but Eben S. Twitchett, with his mid-ninety bin
crammed to overflow with perfect specimens? Who stored the spun-glass
trinkets of the Chicago Fair? Who, if he chose, might break the market
in cylindrical phonograph records of “Ta-ra-ra-ra-boom-de-ay” and
“The Stars and Stripes Forever”? Who, I ask, possesses one gross of
American flags of the McKinley Period, each exquisitely inscribed with
its “Remember the Maine—to hell with Spain”? Who can supply collectors
with uncut, first edition pamphlet copies of the Great Cross of Gold
oration, each with its rare Bryan print—that almost unobtainable
portrait including hair?
The reader bears with my little pæan of triumph. These things are
history, among antiquers of high degree and low and middle. But who, of
all those who beat on Eben S. Twitchett’s doors to-day, who plead and
supplicate for even a peep into the sealed bins of the Roosevelt Epoch,
who, of all these, has the courage to antique, in this year 1923, for
the antiquers of to-morrow?
Eben S. Twitchett has. Time, the great revealer, shall one day let
in full light on the storerooms where his treasures are laid down,
to-day as yesterday. What will Time see there? Ah, that is for each
forward-looking antiquer to determine for himself. I cannot bring
myself to share too many of my secrets, even now. And the true antiquer
would regret a guidance too exact; the allure of the avocation lies,
for the select few who find the true spirit of the art, in the very
element of doubt. One may lay down the wrong thing; it may never
achieve the quality of an antique. Who can tell?
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