The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancientTarkington, Booth
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The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancient
Tarkington, Booth
Antiques -- Humor
By a Professional
JARED P. KILGALLEN
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OLD RUGS, OLD IRON
OLD BRASS, OLD GLASS
A Brief Brochure on the Search
For the Antique
By a Professional
JARED P. KILGALLEN, J.D. and R.P.
(_A Second-Cousin of Professor Kilgallen_)
The lure of the antique! Who is there that has not thrilled and flushed
at the words?
I confess at the outset: I am a collector and you may even call me
by that damning word “dealer,” too, if you choose, since, like all
non-amateur collectors, I part with items of my collection from time to
time; or, if you prefer to put it so, from day to day. No collection
is a permanency until it is established in an endowed museum: all
private collections are constantly in a state of fluctuation, or flux;
for the taste of the true collector is as constantly altering. Other
contingencies also affect collections. For instance, no collection of
Colonial utensils is safe from carelessness, and I have known a pair
of the virtually priceless old hand-wrought 1852 B-mark Brunswick
sheep-clippers to be thrown out upon an ash-heap by an Irish housemaid
under the impression that they were valueless even to herself. (I know
this because those very clippers formed a temporary part of my own
possessions immediately afterward.)
Every collector is aware also that after the visits of even the
best-introduced people almost any small article in a collection may
be missing; and under such circumstances the tracing of the lost item
may prove too embarrassing to be considered. My good friend, Dr. G——
R—— Vet. M.D. and Surg. of Erie, Pennsylvania, missed a valuable metal
medallion of President Rutherford B. Hayes (_circa_ ’78) in this way,
after the visit of a number of his wife’s relatives to the famous
old G—— R—— Manse at Erie. What is a collector to do in a case like
this, when a complaint might endanger actual estrangement? Dr. G—— R——
informed me himself that when he discovered his loss he thought the
matter over for some days and decided to say nothing about it.
[Illustration:
DR. TWITCHETT AND MME. AUGUSTULA THOMAS’S HUSBAND (MR. THOMAS)
WEARING THE INSIGNIA OF FULL MEMBERS OF THE AMERICAN ACADEMY FOR
THE POPULARIZATION OF ANTIQUITIES
]
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