The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancientTarkington, Booth
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The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancient
Tarkington, Booth
Antiques -- Humor
Don’t, in arranging your bookshelves under the arch in the living-room,
place your editions of Boccaccio, Brantôme, Rabelais, and Casanova
on the same shelf with Burton’s “Arabian Nights,” “The Heptameron,”
Balzac’s “Droll Stories,” and your bound files of “Saucy Stories” and
“Le Rire.” The place for all of these volumes is the centre-table; or
they may be scattered about the house anywhere, so that they are handy
for the children to get at them.
Don’t fasten coat-hangers upon the wall just above valuable
water-color paintings. Wet raincoats may cause the colors to run. If
your wall-space is limited, the hangers should be placed above _oil_
paintings. (_Note_: This rule, being somewhat technical, need not be
studied by the amateur. I should advise the beginning professional
decorator, however, to pay particular attention to it, and even to
con it until it is committed to memory. The place for coat-hangers is
_never_ over a water-color painting.)
[Illustration:
OLD VIRGINIA FOUR-POSTER INLAID WITH MAHOGANY
Still in use by a private collector
]
Don’t adhere too closely to periods. If you have acquired a few _good_
pieces of Egyptian furniture of the Shepherd King Period for your
living-room, they may be easily combined with Sheraton or Eastlake
by placing a Ming vase or an old French fowling-piece between the
two groups; or you may cover the transition by a light scattering of
Mexican pottery, or some Java wine-jars.
Don’t hang your Boucher pastels on the same wall with your stuffed
moose-head. The proper place for the moose-head is over the
shower-bath, where it can be fitted by any good plumber with a nozzle
and used as a fixture.
Don’t attempt to do too much in the boudoir. The boudoir is a place
for restful repose and should be kept quiet. A few simple hangings,
a coquettish rosette or two of bright-colored ribbon attached to the
shutters, a _pince-nez_ over the mantelpiece, a couple of Waterford
crystal chandeliers with a light rod of dull brass between them from
which to suspend either a samovar or an old ship model—these touches
will be found sufficient to combine the charm of an intimate interior
with the lure that intrigues.
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