New York (N.Y.) -- Description and travel; New York (N.Y.) -- Social conditions
On one occasion I remember standing on the forward end of a ferry boat
that once plied between New York and Jersey City, the terminal of one
of the great railways entering the city, when one of these peculiar
creatures took occasion to make his very individual point of view
clear. It was late afternoon, and the forerunners of the homeward
evening rush of commuters were already beginning to appear. He was
dirty and unkempt and materially degraded as may be, but not at all
cast down or distrait. On the contrary. Having been ushered to the
dock by a stalwart New York policeman and put on board and told never
to return on pain of arrest, he was still in an excellent mood in
regard to it all. Heigh-ho! The world was not nearly so bad as many
made out. His toes sticking out, the ragged ends of his coat flapping
about him, a wretched excuse for a hat on his head, he still trotted
here and there, a genial and knowing gleam in his eye, to say nothing
of a Mona Liza-like leer about his mouth. He surveyed us all, kempt
and worthy exemplars of the proprieties, with the air of one who says:
“Well, well! Such decent and such silly people. All sheep who know only
the conventional ways and limitations of the city and nothing else,
creatures who look on me as a wastrel, a failure and a ne’er-do-well.
Nevertheless, I am not as hopeless or as hapless as they think, the
sillies.” And to make this clear he strode defiantly to and fro,
smirking now on one and now on another, and coming near to one and
again to another, thereby causing each and every one to retreat for
the very simple reason that the odor of him was as unconventional as
himself.
Finding himself thus evaded and rather scorned for this procedure, he
retired to the forward part of the deck for a time and communed with
himself; but not for long. For, deciding after all, I presume, that
this was a form of defeat and that he was allowing himself to be unduly
put upon or outplaced, at least, by conventionalists, for whom he had
absolutely no respect, he whirled, and surveying the assembled company
of commuters who had by now gathered in a circle about him, like sheep
surveying some unwonted spectacle, he waved one hand dramatically and
announced: “I’m a dirty, drunken, blue-nosed bum, and I don’t give a
damn! See? See? I don’t give a damn!” and with that he caroled a little
tune, whistled, twiddled his fingers at all of us, did a light gay
step here and there, and then, lifting his torn coat-tails, shook them
defiantly and contemptuously in the face of all of us.
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