CHREM. You meet me at a welcome moment. Some persons have been to me, to say that they had heard from you, that my daughter was to be married to your son to-day; I’ve come to see whether they are out of their senses or you. SIM. Listen; in a few words you shall learn both what I want of you, and what you seek {to know}. CHREM. I am listening; say what you wish. SIM. By the Gods, I do entreat you, Chremes, and {by} our friendship, which, commencing with our infancy, has grown up with our years, and by your only daughter and by my own son (of preserving whom the entire power lies with you), that you will assist me in this matter; and that, just as this marriage was about to be celebrated, it may be celebrated. CHREM. O, don’t importune me; as though you needed to obtain this of me by entreaty. Do you suppose I am different now from what I was formerly, when I promised her? If it is for the advantage of them both that it should take place, order her to be sent for. But if from this course there would result more harm than advantage for each, this I do beg of you, that you will consult for their common good, as though she were your own {daughter}, and I the father of Pamphilus. SIM. Nay, so I intend, and so I wish it to be, Chremes; and I would not ask it of you, did not the occasion itself require it. CHREM. What is the matter? SIM. There is a quarrel between Glycerium and my son. CHREM. (_ironically_) I hear {you}. SIM. So much so, that I’m in hopes they may be separated. CHREM. Nonsense! SIM. It really is so. CHREM. After this fashion, i’faith, I tell you, “the quarrels of lovers {are} the renewal of love.” SIM. Well-- this I beg of you, that we may prevent it. While an opportunity offers, and while his passion is cooled by affronts, before the wiles of these women and their tears, craftily feigned, bring back his love-sick mind to compassion, let us give him a wife. I trust, Chremes, that, when attached by intimacy and a respectable marriage, he will easily extricate himself from these evils. CHREM. So it appears to you; but I do not think[66] that either he can possibly hold to her with constancy, or that I can put up with it if he does not. SIM. How then can you be sure of that, unless you make the experiment? CHREM. But for that experiment to be made upon a daughter is a serious thing---- SIM. Why look, all the inconvenience in fine amounts to this-- possibly, which may the Gods forfend, a separation may take place. But if he is reformed, see how many are the advantages: in the first place, you will have restored a son to your friend; you will obtain a sure son-in-law[67] for yourself, and a husband for your daughter. CHREM. What is {one to say} to all this? If you feel persuaded that this is beneficial, I don’t wish that any advantage should be denied you. SIM. With good reason, Chremes, have I always considered you a most valuable friend. CHREM. But how say you----? SIM. What?