_Dro. S._ If it be, sir, I pray you, eat none of it. _Ant. S._ Your reason? 60 _Dro. S._ Lest it make you choleric, and purchase me another dry basting. _Ant. S._ Well, sir, learn to jest in good time: there’s a time for all things. _Dro. S._ I durst have denied that, before you were so 65 choleric. _Ant. S._ By what rule, sir? _Dro. S._ Marry, sir, by a rule as plain as the plain bald pate of father Time himself. _Ant. S._ Let’s hear it. 70 _Dro. S._ There’s no time for a man to recover his hair that grows bald by nature. _Ant. S._ May he not do it by fine and recovery? _Dro. S._ Yes, to pay a fine for a periwig, and recover the lost hair of another man. 75 _Ant. S._ Why is Time such a niggard of hair, being, as it is, so plentiful an excrement? _Dro. S._ Because it is a blessing that he bestows on beasts: and what he hath scanted men in hair, he hath given them in wit. 80 _Ant. S._ Why, but there’s many a man hath more hair than wit. _Dro. S._ Not a man of those but he hath the wit to lose his hair. _Ant. S._ Why, thou didst conclude hairy men plain 85 dealers without wit. _Dro. S._ The plainer dealer, the sooner lost: yet he loseth it in a kind of jollity. _Ant. S._ For what reason? _Dro. S._ For two; and sound ones too. 90 _Ant. S._ Nay, not sound, I pray you. _Dro. S._ Sure ones, then. _Ant. S._ Nay, not sure, in a thing falsing. _Dro. S._ Certain ones, then. _Ant. S._ Name them. 95 _Dro. S._ The one, to save the money that he spends in trimming; the other, that at dinner they should not drop in his porridge. _Ant. S._ You would all this time have proved there is no time for all things. 100 _Dro. S._ Marry, and did, sir; namely, no time to recover hair lost by nature. _Ant. S._ But your reason was not substantial, why there is no time to recover. _Dro. S._ Thus I mend it: Time himself is bald, and 105 therefore to the world’s end will have bald followers. _Ant. S._ I knew ’twould be a bald conclusion: But, soft! who wafts us yonder? _Enter ADRIANA and LUCIANA._