The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and OdditiesThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Almanacs, English -- England -- London; English wit and humor
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│ MAY. │ [1835.│
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│ │Madame de Staël declared, one day, │
│ │She was always afraid of the month of MAY; │
│ │So bless Lord Brougham's legislation,— │
│ │His "boon to the female population,"— │
│ │Which keeps them, 'gainst their kind intent, │
│ │Discreet by act of parliament. │
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│ M│ Season's │ =Odd Matters.= │ WEATHER. │
│ D│ Signs. │ │ │
├──┼──────────┼──────────────────────────────────────────┼────────────┤
│ 1│First of │ │ │
│ │ │ │ Touching │
│ 2│May │ THE CHIMNEY SWEEP'S LAMENT. │ │
│ │ │ │ ♈ ♀ ⚹ ♏ ☽ │
│ 3│Day │ │ │
│ │ │"Ah, Sal! vot lots of First of Mays │the weather │
│ 4│once │Is gone, since them 'ere jolly days, │ │
│ │ │ Ven times vos times to brag on; │ ♃ ⊕ ♒ ☉ │
│ 5│a gay │I can't make out vot hails the nation, │ │
│ │ │For now there's sich a halteration, │ I do │
│ 6│day │ Ve've much ado to vag on. │ │
│ │ │ │ somewhat, │
│ 7│Jack │"Vy, ven the big reform bill pass'd, │ │
│ │ │Ve holp John Russell to the last, │ │
│ 8│in the │ Like birdies of a feather; │ ☿ ♊ ☽ │
│ │ │And, sure, their Vorships von't deny │ │
│ 9│green │Ve daily join'd in common cry, │as it were, │
│ │ │ And sung out 'Sveep' together. │ │
│10│ravish- │ │ dubitate; │
│ │ │"But now, unmindful vot they owes, │ │
│11│ing │They makes no odds 'twixt friends and │ │
│ │ │ foes, │ │
│ │ │ And gags us with their laws; │ ☌ ♒ ☿ ♊ ♎ │
│12│scene │For since the nobs has got their ends, │ │
│ │ │They grows asham'd of chummy friends, │ tho' most │
│13│chimney │ And makes us hold our jaws. │ │
│ │ │ │ │
│14│sweepers │"There's Bob the dustman rings his bell, │ ☌ ♓ ♑ ♌ │
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