The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and OdditiesThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Almanacs, English -- England -- London; English wit and humor
at last we cam to the arbur at the citty of Noo Orlines witch is all
under the bottum of the top of the rivver and we ad a ankering to go
a-shore. I ad no idear as the rivers was so hi in this contry, but
as the assent is so verry esy i didn't fele it at al. The noo
orlines peepel is odd fishis and not at all commun plaice; wen all
the peepel in the stretes is musterd it is a pepper an sault
poppulashun, there is blak wites an wite blaks an a sorte of mixt
peepel caled quadruunts because they are of fore colers blak, an
wite, an wite blaks, and blak wites. Has the rivver is so verry hi
it is alwys hi water, an the munnifold advantiges of the citty
dipends on the gudnes of its banks. there is loks in em to let the
water out and keys to kepe it in. munny here is very common and is
cald sentse, and evvery thing is cheep in Noo Orlines 5 dollers
bills bein only worth 2 dollers. We went up the rivver in a large
bote like a noise ark only more promiscus. the current acount was
aginst us it dont turn and turn agen like at putny bridg, and as it
runs alwys won way i wunder it dont run away altogethir. Thire is no
towns nor tailer shops nor palisses as I expectorated there wood be.
the wood was all quite wilde not a bit of tame no ware nor no sines
of the blessedniss of civilazashun as jales an jin shops nor no
kitching gardins nor fields nor ouses nor lanes nor alleys nor gates
nothin but alleygators. after a grate dale of settlin I settled to
settle as abuv ware yu will rite to me. These staits is caled the
united staits becawse theire mails and femails all united. there's
six of them wimmin staits. 2 Carrolinas, Miss Sourry, Miss Sippy,
Louesa Anna, an Vargina, all the rest is mails. i have sene no
cannibels an verry few ingins besides steam ingins they're quite
unhedducated and dont employ no tailers. I dont like fammin mutch
but praps I shal wen i get used to it, tho its very ilconvenient at
furst. i am obliged to wurk very ard and if I have to chop my one
wood much longer I have determined to cut my stick.
[Illustration:
A Settler.
]
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