The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and OdditiesThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Almanacs, English -- England -- London; English wit and humor
_Rig. Fun._ That's done already; for to me 'twas plain,
An ass you were, and ever would remain.
_Moore._ Avaunt! I'll speak no more to ears profane.
[_The scene openeth, and discovereth the Shade of the great
Astrologer_, LILLY, _enveloped in a fog, who claspeth_ FRANCIS
MOORE _in his arms, and mizzleth off with him in a mist_.—_N.B.
The renowned_ PHYSICIAN _droppeth his threadbare mantle, which
falleth on_ RIGDUM FUNNIDOS, _who maketh his exit therewith
joyfully_.
┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┬────────────┐
│ JANUARY. │ [1835.│
├─────────────┬──────────────────────────────────────────┴────────────┤
│ │When you first go to bathe, gentle Sir, in a river, │
│ │If you dip in one foot, it will give you a shiver; │
│ │But if you've the pluck to plunge in your whole body, │
│ │You'll not shiver at all, you poor timid noddy! │
│ │Just so with my rhymes,—I've got thro' my first │
│ │ trouble: │
│ │Had I stood shilly-shally, my toil had been double. │
├──┬──────────┼──────────────────────────────────────────┬────────────┤
│ M│ Season's │ =Odd Matters.= │ WEATHER. │
│ D│ Signs. │ │ │
├──┼──────────┼──────────────────────────────────────────┼────────────┤
│ 1│toes │ │ │
│ │ │ │ │
│ 2│nose │ COMFORTS OF THE SEASON. │ Weather │
│ │ │ │ │
│ 3│froze │Chilblains sore on all your toes, │ likely │
│ │ │Icicles hang from your nose │ │
│ 4│blue │Rheumatis' in all your limbs; │ ☍ ☌ △ ♄ │
│ │ │Noddle full of aches and whims; │ │
│ 5│who │Chaps upon your hands and lips, │ to be │
│ │ │And lumbago in your hips. │ │
│ 6│you │To your bed you shiv'ring creep, │ cold │
│ │ │There to freeze, but not to sleep; │ │
│ 7│ice │For the sheets, that look so nice, │ │
│ │ │Are to you two sheets of ice; │ □ ♃ △ ♂ │
│ 8│trice │Wearied out, at length you doze, │ │
│ │ │And snatch, at last, a brief repose, │ if │
│ 9│down │Dream all night that you're a dab, │ │
│ │ │Lying on fishmonger's slab. │ │
│10│crown │While indulging in a snore, │ the frost │
│ │ │There comes a rap at chamber door; │ │
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