The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and OdditiesThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Almanacs, English -- England -- London; English wit and humor
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[Illustration:
NOVEMBER.
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[Illustration:
DECEMBER.
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│1835.] │ DECEMBER. │
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│ │At length, I've come to the end of my tether; │
│ │I've told you all about the weather, │
│ │And a great deal more, take it altogether, │
│ │So now my twelvemonth's work is done, │
│ │I'm your obedient,—RIGDUM FUN. │
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│ M│ Season's │ =Odd Matters.= │ WEATHER. │
│ D│ Signs. │ │ │
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│ 1│head │ │ │
│ │ │ │ Take note, │
│ 2│back │ BOXING DAY. │ │
│ │ │ │ ☌ ♉ ⚹ ♀ ♊ │
│ 3│belly │Of all the joys the seasons bring, │ │
│ │ │ (And most, alas! have flown away,) │ frost │
│ 4│knees │I dearly do delight to sing │ │
│ │ │ The pleasures of a BOXING DAY. │ and snow │
│ 5│teeth │ │ │
│ │ │For then a host of smiling folks │ ♓ ♐ │
│ 6│toes │ Are anxious their respects to pay, │ │
│ │ │And tell me (would it were a hoax!) │ may be │
│ 7│nose │ That, 'if I please,' it's BOXING DAY. │ │
│ │ │ │ expected │
│ 8│aching │Those doleful Waits, who've lain in wait, │ │
│ │ │ To scare my balmy sleep away, │this month, │
│ 9│quaking │Like bravoes, who've despatch'd their job,│ │
│ │ │ Now claim reward on BOXING DAY. │ │
│10│chattering│ │ ⚹ ♄ ♓ ☉ ♄ │
│ │ │The Milkmaid, who deals out sky-blue, │ │
│11│clattering│ (Her tally's double-scor'd, they say,) │ but │
│ │ │With smiling face, of rosy hue, │ │
│12│freezing │ A curtsey drops on BOXING DAY. │be not sure │
│ │ │ │ │
│13│sneezing │The Baker's man, who brings me bread │ of their │
│ │ │ As heavy as a lump of clay, │ │
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