└──┴──────────┴──────────────────────────────────────────┴────────────┘ [Illustration: JANUARY. ] ASS-TROLOGICAL PREDICTIONS. I now proceed to put on my conjuring cap, and shew forth the wonders of the stars. On looking at the moon, through my 500-horse power telescope, which magnifieth the planets 97,000,000 of times larger than life, I discern, that the march of intellect hath already travelled to that luminary; for I do distinctly perceive divers juveniles, of eighty years old and upwards, seated on stools, with horn-books in their hands. The Man in the Moon is also very busy, striving to metamorphose his sticks into _brooms_, to sweep away the cobwebs of ignorance therewith. Moreover, I do observe about half a million miles of cast-iron rail-road, in the direction of the earth, by which I do opine an inclination towards this planet. But there doth appear a great consternation amongst the other constellations, more especially in the _Upper House_, where _Libra_ hath got into fiery opposition with _Mars_; and _Saturn_ (who hath grown _Grey_) hath, in striving to part them, lost the skirts of his coat, and is glad to put up with a _Spencer_, whereby is clearly shadowed forth a fierce encounter between two great commanders. Let those, who think little of law and justice, read the 10,000 volumes of the Abridgment of the Statutes, and tremble! Touching the affairs of Europe _in general_, I can say nothing _in particular_; excepting that I observe, that the Pope of Rome hath been furiously dealing forth his anathemas,[1] wherein he doth betray a most marvellous lack of wit; for doth he opine, that Christian folk are such _calves_ as to be _cow'd_ by a _bull_? Verily, it toucheth me sore, to note the silly doings of the crazy old beldame, who hath turned the world topsy-turvy for so many centuries, when she might gather her petticoats about her, and sit down in peace and quietness, by merely—my old friend and gossip, _Poor Humphrey_, sagaciously observeth,—just turning _Protestant_. And, in good sooth, when we come to think of it, there need be no quarrellings and bickerings on religious grounds, nor scruples for conscience' sake, in any part of the world, if all the Pagans, Hindoos, Mahometans, Jews and folks of every religion, and of no religion at all, were only just to make up their minds to do the same thing. And, pray, let me ask, what can be a more simple piece of advice? Footnote 1: The Abbé de la Mennais has roused the thunder of the Vatican by his _Paroles d'un Croyant_. The Pope has addressed an evangelical letter to the prelates of the Catholic world, in which the Abbé is compared with John Huss and Wickliff, and his Holiness says:—"We damn for ever this book of small size but huge depravity."—_Morning Post, June, 1834._ THE GREAT COMET.