The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
HENRY, the eldest son of John, was a child under ten years of age at
the time of his father's death, but his brother-in-law, the Earl of
Pembroke, brought him to Gloucester and got him crowned by Gualo, who
had always acted as a friend of the family. The coronation, which took
place on the 28th of October, 1216, was very indifferently got up, for
the crown had not come from the Wash, where it had been lying in soak
ever since John's unfortunate expedition across the water from Wisbeach.
Gualo therefore took a ring from his finger, and put it on the young
king's head, as a substitute for the missing diadem. The coronation
party consisted of three earls, three bishops, and four barons, with
a sprinkling of abbots and priors, comprising altogether a retinue of
about thirty individuals.
The clergy of Westminster and Canterbury complained bitterly of the
ceremony having been "scamped," by which their rights had been
invaded, or, in other words, by which they had been done out of their
perquisites. The first coronation was therefore treated as a mere
rehearsal, and a more regular performance afterwards took place, with
new machinery, dresses, decorations, and all the usual properties.
On the 11th of the following November, Pembroke was appointed _rector
Regis et Regni_--ruler of the king and kingdom--so that Henry the
Third was sovereign _de jure_ with a _de facto_ viceroy over him. This
arrangement was made at a great council held at Bristol, where Magna
Charta was revised with a view to the publication of a new and improved
edition.
Louis, on hearing of John's death, puffed himself up with a certainty of
success, but he only realised the old fable of the French frog and the
British bull; for, becoming inflated with pride, he was not long in
bursting like an empty bubble.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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