The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
The Oxford Parliament, which was certainly an odd compound of good and
bad, or light and dark--the regular Oxford mixture--passed some measures
of a very miscellaneous character. The annual election of a new sheriff,
and the sending to Parliament of four knights, chosen by the freeholders
in each county, were judicious steps; but in some other respects the
barons abused their power, and got a good deal of abuse themselves in
consequence. The queen's relations and the king's half-brothers were
literally scared out of the kingdom; but only to make way for the
advancement of the friends and relatives of the Mad Parliament.
Soon after it met, Richard, who had emptied his pockets in Germany,
wanted to come to England to replenish them. He was met at St. Omer by a
messenger, stating that there would be no admittance unless he complied
with the new regulations made by the barons. To this he reluctantly
consented, and he joined his brother the king, with the full intention
of organising an opposition, which he found already commenced by the
Earl of Gloucester, who had grown jealous of Leicester's influence. Even
at that early period the struggles between the "Ins and the Outs," which
form the chief business of political life, had already commenced, and
there was the same sort of shuffling from side to side, and principle to
principle, which the observer of statesmanship at the present day cannot
fail to recognise.
There was among all parties a vast protestation of regard for Magna
Charta, which served the same purpose then as has since been answered
by the British Constitution and the British lion. Henry, seeing with
delight the divisions of the barons, got a bull from the pope to serve
as a piece of india-rubber for his conscience, by rubbing out all the
oaths he had taken at Oxford.
On the 2nd of February, 1261, he announced his intention of governing
without the aid of the committee, and immediately went to the Tower,
of which he took possession. He then dropped in at the Mint, where
he emptied every till, and even waited, according to some, while a
shilling, which was in the course of manufacture, got cool in the
crucible. The Mint authorities were of course exceedingly obsequious,
and may probably have offered to send him home a batch of new pennies
that were not quite done, if his majesty desired it. "No, thank you,"
would have been Henry's reply, "I'll take what you've got;" and so he
did, for off he marched with the whole of it.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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