The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
The character of Henry the Third was an odd compound, a species of
physiological grog, a mixture of generous spirit and weak water, the
latter predominating over the former in a very considerable degree.
He was exceedingly fond of money, of which he extracted such enormous
quantities from his subjects, that if the heart and the pocket were
synonymous, as they have sometimes been called, Henry would have had
the fullest possession of the hearts of his people. His manner must have
been rather persuasive; for if the Parliament refused a subsidy at first
they were always talked over by his majesty, and made to relax their
purse-strings before the sitting closed. Some gratitude may perhaps be
due to him on account of his patronage of literature, for he started
the practice of keeping a poet, in an age when poets found considerable
difficulty in keeping themselves. The bard alluded to was one Master
Henry, who received on one occasion a hundred shillings, * and was
subsequently "ordered ten pounds;" but, considering the unpunctuality
of the king in money matters, it was doubtful whether the order for ten
pounds was ever honoured. The persecution of the Jews was among the
most remarkable features of the career of the king, who used to demand
enormous sums of them, and threatened to hang them if they refused
compliance. In this he only followed the example of his father, John,
who, it is said, demanded ten thousand marks of an unfortunate Jew, one
of whose teeth was pulled out every day, until he paid the money. It is
said by Matthew Paris ** that seven were extracted before the cash was
forthcoming. This was undoubtedly the fact, but it is not generally
known, that, with the cunning of his race, the Jew contrived to get some
advantage out of the treatment to which he was subjected. It is said
that he exclaimed, after the last operation had been performed, "They
don't know it, but them teeth was all decayed. There's not a shound
von among the lot, so I've done 'em nicely;" and with this piece of
consolation, he paid the money.
* Madox, p. 208.
** Page 160.
To his reign has also been attributed the origin of the custom of
sending deputies to Parliament to represent the commons, a practice that
we find from looking over the list of the lower house, is liable to be
in some cases greatly abused. "Take him for all in all," as the poet
says, "we shall never"--that is to say, we hope we shall never--"look up
on his like again."
CHAPTER THE SECOND. EDWARD THE FIRST, SURNAMED LONGSHANKS.
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