The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
Edward, having advanced to Norham, a small town on the English side of
the Tweed, which, as everyone knows, forms a kind of Tweedish wrapper
for Scotland, appointed a conference, which took place on the 10th of
May, 1291, at which he distinctly stated that he intended regulating the
succession to the Scotch throne. At this meeting Edward himself proposed
the first resolution, which pledged the assembly to a recognition of the
right of the English king not only to do what he liked with his own, but
to do what he liked with Scotland also, which did not belong to him. One
gentleman, in the body of the assembly, who remains anonymous to this
day, ventured to suggest by way of amendment, that no answer could be
made while the throne was vacant, and an adjournment until the next
morning was agreed upon. No business was, however, done on the morrow,
but a further postponement till the 2nd of June was eventually
carried. When that day arrived the attendance was numerous and highly
respectable, for on the platform we might have observed no less
than eight competitors for the crown. Robert Bruce, who was there in
excellent health and spirits, publicly declared his readiness to refer
his claims to Edward's arbitration, and all the other claimants did
the same. On the next day, Baliol made his appearance and followed
the example of the others, and it was agreed that one hundred and
four commissioners should be appointed to inquire and report to Edward
previous to his giving his final award. There is little doubt that
this enormous number of commissioners could only have been intended to
mystify the case, and to leave Edward at liberty to settle it his own
way; a suspicion that is still further justified by his having reserved
the right to add, without any limit or restriction, to the number
of commissioners, and thus make "confusion worse confounded" should
occasion require.
The wily Edward, pretending that it was necessary to the performance of
his duty as arbitrator, got the kingdom, the castles, and other property
surrendered into his hands on the 11th of June; though the Earl of Angus
refused to give up Dundee and Forfar without an indemnity, which he
stoutly stuck up for, and eventually obtained. None of the clergy joined
in this disgraceful concession but the Bishop of Sodor, who ought to
have been the very first to effervesce. The king himself went to the
principal towns in Scotland with the rolls of homage, which were
allowed to lie for signature, and he sent attorneys, empowered to take
affidavits, into the various villages.
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