The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
A week's adjournment took place, to prepare for the coronation, which
came off on the 13th of October in a style of splendour which Froissart
has painted gorgeously with his six-pound brush, and which we will
attempt to pick out with our own slender camel's-hair. On the Saturday
before the coronation, forty-six squires, who were to be made knights,
took each a bath, and had, in fact, a regular good Saturday night's
wash, so that they might be nice and clean to receive the honour
designed for them. On Sunday morning, after church, they were knighted
by the king, who gave them all new coats, a proof that their wardrobes
could not have been in a very flourishing condition. After dinner, his
majesty returned to Westminster, bareheaded, with nothing on, according
to Froissart, * but a pair of gaiters and a German jacket. The streets
of London were decorated with tapestry as he passed, and there were nine
fountains in Cheapside running with white and red wine, though we think
our informant has been drawing rather copiously upon his own imagination
for the generous liquor. The cavalcade comprised, according to the
same authority, six thousand horse; but again we are of opinion that
Froissart must have found some mare's nest from which to supply a stud
of such wondrous magnitude. The king took a bath on the same night, in
order, perhaps, to wash out the port wine stains that might have fallen
upon him while passing the fountains. "Call me early, if you're
waking," were the king's last words to his valet, and in the morning the
coronation procession started for the Abbey of Westminster. Henry walked
under a blue silk canopy supported on silver staves, with golden bells
at each corner, and carried by four burgesses of Dover, who claimed it
as their right, for the loyalty of the Dover people was in those days
inspired only by the hope of a perquisite. The king might have got wet
through to the skin before they would have held a canopy over him, had
it not been for the value of the silver staves and golden bells, which
became their property for the trouble of porterage. On each side were
the sword of Mercy and the sword of Justice, though these articles must
have been more for ornament than for use in those days of regal cruelty
and oppression.
* Vol. ii, p. 699, edition 1842
Coronation of Henry the Fourth (from the best Authorities):
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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