The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
Richard, who was still in custody, was kept continually moving about
from castle to castle, like a spring van in town or country, until a few
of the lords devised the plan of murdering Henry and restoring the late
king, just by way of novelty. A tournament was got up, to which the
king was politely asked, and the words, "Tilting at two. An answer will
oblige," might be found in the corner of the invitation card. Henry "had
much pleasure in accepting" the proposal to join the jousting party, but
having received an intimation from the Earl of Rutland, his cousin and
one of the conspirators, his majesty did not attend the _soirée_. The
intention was to have hustled him and killed him on the spot, but he did
not come, and the jousting was, of necessity, carried on for some time
by the traitors at the expense of each other. At length, as the day wore
on, they began to think it exceedingly odd that Henry had not arrived,
when suspecting they had been betrayed, they determined to make for
Windsor, where they knew the king had been passing his Christmas
holidays. He had, however, received timely warning, and had left for
London, so that the conspirators were utterly baffled.
On their arrival at Windsor, they hastened to surprise the Castle; but
the greatest surprise was for themselves, when they heard of the escape
of their intended victim. Henry had rushed up to town to issue writs
against every one of the traitors, who ran away in all directions before
he had time to return to Windsor. Some of them attempted to proclaim
King Richard in every town they passed through; but they might as well
have proclaimed Old King Cole, or any other merry old soul, for they
only got laughed at and slaughtered by the inhabitants. Poor Richard was
also a sufferer by his injudicious friends, for it was agreed that he
would become an intolerable nuisance if he should serve as a point for
the rebels to rally round. It was therefore thought advisable to have
him abated, and according to the chroniclers of the day, who confess
they know nothing about it, he was either starved or murdered. The
condition of Richard's young wife, Isabella, a girl of eleven, the
daughter of King Charles of France, was exceedingly deplorable. She had
brought a large fortune to her husband, and upon his death, her father
wished her to be restored to the bosom, and her money to the pockets,
of her family. The young lady was promised by an early boat; but Charles
insisted that she should be allowed to bring her dowry back with her.
Henry, who had spent at least half of it, declined this proposal, and
her papa, who had an eye to the cash, would not receive her without,
so that she really seemed on the point of becoming a shuttlecock tossed
between two immense battledores in the shape of Dover and Calais. Every
kind of paltry excuse was set up to avoid payment of the demand, and the
English pretended to find upon their books an old claim for the ransom
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