The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
The day after the ceremony, or as soon after as the disarrangement
caused by the preparations for the coronation could be set to rights,
the Parliament resumed its sittings. The terrible turncoatery of the
last few years gave rise to fearful recriminations in the House of
Lords, and the terms "liar" and "traitor" flew from every corner of the
building. At one time, forty gauntlets were thrown on the floor at
the same moment, as pledges of battle, but there was as little of the
_fortiter in re_ as of the _suaviter in modo_, and the gloves not
being picked up became, of course, the perquisites of the Parliamentary
charwoman. Some wholesome acts were passed during the session, but the
chief object of the new king was to plant himself firmly on the throne
of England. A slip from the parent trunk was grafted on to the Dukedom
of Cornwall, and the Principality of Wales, to both of which Henry's
eldest son was nominated. No act of settlement of the crown was
introduced, for his majesty wisely thought, that it would only have
proclaimed the weakness of his title had he made any attempt to bolster
it. Had the question of legitimacy been tried, the young Earl of March
would have turned out to be many steps nearer the throne than Henry,
who, however, laughed at his claims, and the old saying of "as mad as
a March hare," was quoted by a parasite, to prove the insanity of
regarding March as a fit heir to the throne of England. Besides,
the little fellow was a mere child, and was, of course, a minor
consideration in a country which had a natural dread of a long regal
minority. "A boy of eight or nine," said one of the philosophers of the
day, "cannot sit upon the throne, without bringing the kingdom into a
state of sixes and sevens." It was, however, to strengthen the presumed
legitimacy of his family that Henry got his son created Prince of Wales,
and though the circumstance is said to have weighed but as a feather in
the scales, the Prince of Wales's feathers must always go for something
in the balance.
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