The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
The battle of Homildon Hill, which we have thus faintly described, was
fought on the 14th of September, 1402, while Henry himself was much
less profitably occupied in hunting up his learned friend, or rather
his knowing opponent, Owen Glendower. The lawyer-like cunning of this
gentleman carried him triumphantly through all his engagements;
and though good cause might have been shown against it, yet, by his
cleverness and tact in Wales, he was nearly successful in getting his
rule made absolute.
Henry's next annoyance was an impertinent letter from a former friend
and "sworn brother," the Duke of Orleans, uncle of Isabella, the widow
of the late king, and the acknowledged "female in distress," whom it
was fashionable for the "recognised heroes" of that day to talk about
avenging. The letter of the Duke of Orleans was a mixture of ferocity
and facetiousness; it deplored the inactivity prevailing in the military
market, and offered to do a little business with Henry, either in
"lances, battle-axes, swords, or daggers." He sneeringly repudiated
"bodkins, hooks, points, bearded darts, razors, and needles," as if
Henry had been in the habit of arming himself with the fittings of
a work-box or a dressing-case. An answer was returned in the same
sarcastic strain, and an angry correspondence ensued, in which the
parties gave each other the lie, offered to meet in single combat, and
indeed entered into a short but sharp wordy war, which was followed by
no more serious consequences.
Northumbarland, who had struck for the defence of his country, now
struck for his wages, which were unsatisfactory, and several other
patriotic noblemen insisted on more liberal terms for their allegiance.
Henry having resisted the extortion, gave, of course, great offence to
his faithful adherents, who veered, at once, clean round to the scale of
the king's enemies. In those days the principles of great men seemed
to go upon a pivot, and Northumberland's swivel was evidently in fine
working order on the occasion to which we have alluded. Scroop, the
Archbishop of York, who might well have been called the Unscrupulous,
advised that Henry should be treated as a wrongful heir, and that the
young Earl of March should be rallied round, as the rightful heir, by
the dissatisfied nobles. They sent a retaining fee to Owen Glendower,
and marked upon his brief "With you the Earl of Northumberland and Henry
Percy," and appointed a consultation at an early period. Earl Douglas
was released from custody without payment of costs, on condition of his
leaving the rebels, and O. Glendower, Esquire, married the daughter of
his prisoner, Mortimer, the young Earl of March's uncle.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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