The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
The conspirators having consulted, determined to proceed, and though
Northumberland himself was kept at home by indisposition, Hotspur
marched to meet Glendower. That learned gentleman, who had probably not
received his "refresher," did not come, but young Percy, nevertheless,
sent to Henry a written notice of trial. The king proposed referring
it to arbitration, but the offer was treated with contempt; and he then
rejoined that he had no time to waste in writing, but he would, "by dint
of sword and fierce battle." prove their quarrel was false and feigned,
"whereupon," as the lawyers have it, "issue was joined." Each army
consisted of about fourteen thousand men, and on the morning of the 21st
of July, 1403, both being full of confidence, began sounding their horns
or blowing their own trumpets. Hotspur and Douglas led the first charge
with irresistible vigour, and one or two gentlemen who had carried their
loyalty so far as to wear the royal arms as a dodge, while the king
fought in plain clothes, paid with their lives the penalty of their
fidelity. Henry of Monmouth, the young Prince of Wales, got several
slaps in the face, and once or twice exclaimed, in the Norman-French
of the period, "Oh, _Mon mouth!_" but he nevertheless continued to the
last, showing his teeth to the enemy. Douglas and Hotspur were not ably
supported, and the latter was struck by an arrow shot at random, while
Douglas, losing command over his head, took to his heels, and becoming
positively flighty in his flight, fell over a precipice. This was his
downfall, but not his death, for he was picked up and made prisoner. Old
Percy, who had been absent from ill-health, but had now got much
better from his illness, was marching to join the insurgents with a
considerable force, and had paused on the road to take his medicine,
when he was met by a messenger, who, glancing at the physic, exclaimed,
"Ah! my lord, I've got a blacker dose than that for you!" With this, he
administered two pills in the shape of two separate announcements of the
deaths of Hotspur and Worcester, the son and brother of the earl, who,
bidding "Good morning" to his retainers, all of whom he dismissed, shut
himself up in the castle of Warkworth. The king soon routed him out,
when Northumberland, like an old sycophant as he was, pretended that
Hotspur had acted against his advice, for the venerable humbug, though
eager enough to share in his son's success, was meanly anxious
to repudiate him in his misfortunes. By this paltry proceeding,
Northumberland was allowed to get off cheap, and even to win
commiseration as the victim of the imprudence of his heir, though the
fact was that the latter had been completely sacrificed to his parent's
selfishness. In the year 1404, the old cry of "Dick's alive" was
renewed, and some people even went so far as to say that they had
recently walked and talked with the deposed King Richard. The rumour ran
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