The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
The journey began on the 6th of October, when the French king and the
dauphin had a large force at Rouen, while the Constable of France was
in front of the English, with an army consisting of the very pick of
Picardy. In passing through Normandy Henry met with no opposition, but
his movements were watched by a large force, which kept continually
cutting off stragglers, or in military language, clipping the wings of
his army. Those who lingered in the rear, or, as it were hung out behind
like a piece of a pocket-handkerchief protruding from the skirts of the
main body, were cut off with merciless alacrity. The English continued
to be dreadfully ill, and were proper subjects for the _Hotel des
Invalides_, but they nevertheless pursued their march with indomitable
courage. In crossing the river Bresle, beyond Dieppe, they made a
decided splash; but the garrison of Eu interrupted them in their cold
bath, though with very little effect, for the French leader was killed
and his followers were driven back to the ramparts. On reaching the
Somme the English army found both banks so strongly fortified, that had
they resorted to the most desperate hazard, or played any other reckless
game, breaking the banks would have been impossible.
Henry consulted with his friends as to the best means of getting across,
but nothing was suggested, except to tunnel under the banks and dive
along the bottom of the stream; but this was objected to for divers
reasons. Henry kept marching up the left bank of the river, in the hope
of finding a favourable opportunity to dash across; but every attempt
terminated in making ducks and drakes of his brave soldiers. Wherever a
chance appeared to present itself he tried it, but without success, for
the river had been filled with stakes, though the extent of the stakes
did not prevent him from carrying on the game as long as possible. At
length, on reaching Nesle he hit the right nail on the head, for running
across a temporary bridge near the spot, he found the accommodation
passable.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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