The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
intruded, there was not even an animal to say "neigh" to it. Some of
the older and more experienced officers were seized with gloomy
anticipations, but they were either coughed, laughed, or clamoured down;
and when the veteran Duke of Berri ventured to allude to Poictiers, on
which occasion the French had been equally sanguine, he was tauntingly
nicknamed the Blackberry for his sombre sentiments. To add to the
discomfort of the troops, there was a deficiency of hay and straw for
the use of the cavalry. The piece of ground where the horses had been
taken in to bait was a perfect pool, in which the poor creatures could
be watered, it is true, but could not enjoy any other refreshment. The
earth had proved itself indeed a toper, according to the song, and had
moistened its clay to such a degree that everyone who came in contact
with it found himself placed on a most uncomfortable footing. However
resolved the French might have been to make a stand on the day of
battle, it was impossible for them to make any stand at all on the night
preceding it.
At early dawn Henry got up in excellent spirits, and declared himself
ready to answer the communication of the French constable, which he had
received some time before, advising him to treat or retreat, and which
had hitherto remained unresponded to. A movement of astonishment was
evinced by his followers at the announcement of the English king's
intention to reply to the message he had received, but when he said, "I
shall trouble him with three lines, which may extend to three columns,"
and proceeded to divide his army into that form, the gallant soldiers
understood and cheered his meaning. The archers were placed in front,
and every one of them had at least four strings to his bow, in the shape
of a billhook, a hatchet, a hammer, and a long thick stake, in addition
to his stock of arrows.
Having made these preparations, Henry mounted a little grey pony and
reviewed his army. He wore his best Sunday helmet of polished steel,
which had received, expressly for the occasion, an extra leathering, and
on the top of that he wore a crown of gold richly set with jewels. In
this headgear he presented such a dazzling spectacle to the enemy, that
it would have been almost as difficult to take an aim at the sun itself
as at the blazing and brilliant English leader. As he rode from rank
to rank, he had an encouraging word for every soldier; and his familiar
"Ha, Briggs," to one; his cheerful "What, Jones, is that you, my boy?"
to another; and his invigorating "Up, Smith, and at 'em!" to a third,
contributed greatly to increase the confidence of his men and strengthen
their attachment to their general. "As for me," he said, "you'll have
to pay no ransom for me, as I've fully made up my mind to die or to
conquer."
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