The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
The two armies were now in presence of each other, and on both sides the
feeling was like that of the young lady who "wondered when them figures
was a-going to move," at an exhibition of wax-work. The Earl of Douglas,
with Scotch caution, wanted to wait, but the Count of Narbonne, with
French impetuosity, was for making a beginning, and rushed forward,
shouting "Mountjoye St. Denis!"--which was synonymous, in those days,
with "Go it!" in ours. The whole line followed, helter-skelter and
pell-mell, so that when they got up to the stakes the English had run
into the ground--to show, perhaps, they had a stake in the country--the
French were out of breath, out of sorts, and out of order. They were
miserably panting, but not panting for glory, and the punches in the
ribs they got from the English, made them roar out like so many paviours
in full work--as they always are--down Fleet Street. Their temporary
want of wind was soon changed into permanent breathlessness, and thus,
in spite of all their boasting, there was a miserable end to their
puffing.
The battle was very severe, for they had been "at it" for three hours.
Douglas, it being before the time when "the blood of Douglas could
protect itself," was slain. Buchan, who had been taunted by his allies
with being nothing better than a buccaneer, also fell, and the French
lost a countless number of counts, as well as a host of miscellaneous
soldiers. The Italians, who had boastingly called themselves the Italian
cream of the army, turned out to be the merest milksops, and kept as
much out of harm's way as possible. The Duke of Bedford ordered the
heads of several prisoners to be cut off, and the Bedford executions
were so numerous, that the heads-man's axe got the name of "the Bedford
level."
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