The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
The battle of Vemeuil had been fought on the 17th of August, 1424, and
Charles the Seventh seemed on the eve of bankruptcy; both in cash and
credit. His money was all gone, and his friends had--of course--gone
after it. Fortune, however, favoured him, at the expense of his enemies,
for they began to disagree with each other. To say that there was a
quarrel is equivalent to saying that there was a woman in the case,
and the woman was--upon this occasion--the celebrated Jacqueline of
Hainault. This prize specimen of a virago was the daughter of the
Count of Hainault, and the niece of John the Merciless, from whom she
inherited all that coarse unwomanly bluster, which, in one of the fair
sex, is called by courtesy "a proper spirit." She had been married to
a little bit of a boy of fifteen, her cousin-german and her godson,--an
urchin commonly known as John Duke of Brabant. Jacqueline, who was
beautiful and bold, was no match--or, rather, was more than a match--for
a stripling not half way through his teens at the time of his marriage.
The puny lad had got into bad company, and was surrounded by a set of
low favourites. The masculine Jacqueline was not exactly the woman
to submit tamely to any injury, and taking offence at one of her
boy-husband's friends, she had him murdered.
This stamped her as that most objectionable of characters, an
acknowledged heroine, and she became "a woman of strong mind" in all
the chronicles of the period. Her liliputian husband was persuaded to
retaliate by dismissing all his wife's ladies-in-waiting, upon which
Jacqueline became a greater vixen than ever.
After a powerful scene of domestic pantomime, in which she alternately
tore her hair and that of her husband, she declared her determination
to leave him. "A thplendid riddanthe," lisped the aggravating boy; upon
which Jacqueline, making another rush at his hair, and taking a large
lock of it in her hands--not, however, to be preserved as a pledge of
affection--she hurried off to Valenciennes, and thence to Calais.
The runaway next made for England, where she remained on a visit
with Henry's queen, Catherine, at Windsor Castle. Here she soon began
flirting with the king's brother, the Duke of Gloucester, and though the
poor man was not deeply in love with her, he was persuaded to agree to a
marriage.
Jacqueline being already the wife of another, was compelled to seek a
dispensation from Pope Martin V., but he looked at the matter with an
unfavourable eye, when Jacqueline, making a coarse allusion to her own
eye and a female branch of the Martin family, despatched a messenger to
the opposition pope, the thirteenth Benedict. Being a Benedict he could
not consistently oppose a marriage, and he granted the dispensation
immediately.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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