The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
It has been well remarked somewhere, by somebody, that the men of Kent,
though living near the water, were always very inflammable, and the
Kentish fire is to this day proverbial for its intensity. Cade threw
himself among these men, who made him their captain, and inarched with
him to Blackheath, from which he commenced a long correspondence with
the Londoners. The Government, alarmed at an assembly of fifteen or
twenty thousand men at a place where large assemblies were unusual, sent
to enquire the reason of the good men of Kent having quitted their
homes in such large numbers. Cade, who among his other restless habits,
appears to have been troubled with a _cacoethes scribendi,_ took
upon himself to answer for the whole, and embodied their reasons in a
document called the "Complaint of the Commons of Kent," which was of a
somewhat discursive character. It commenced by alluding to a report that
Kent was to be turned into a hunting forest, and remonstrated against
the people being made game of in such a fearful manner; it then
proceeded to abuse the Government in general terms, which have since
been the stereotyped phraseology of nearly all the friends of the
people; it complained of others fattening on the royal revenue, which
forced the king to supply the deficiency by robbing his subjects, and
to take their provisions wholesale as well as retail, without paying
a penny for them. Allusion was then made to the lowness of the company
admitted to court, though this seems to have been rather over-nice on
the part of Jack and his followers. The document then came to the point,
by intimating that the men of Kent had been subjected to extortion
and treated with contempt, so that they had been, at the same time,
overtaxed and under-rated.
When the court received this elaborate catalogue of ills, it was
intimated to Cade and his companions, that it would take some time to
prepare the answer; but the authorities thinking that powder and shot
would answer better than pen and ink, set to work to collect troops and
ammunition in London. Cade could not resist his propensity to scribble,
and sent in a second paper, headed "The Requests, by the captain of the
great assembly in Kent." In his new manifesto Jack required an entire
re-arrangement of the royal household even down to the minutest domestic
arrangements; and it was even said, that not a pie came to the king's
table without Jack wishing to have a finger in it.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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