The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
The Duke of York was the individual who, endeavouring to profit by the
recent revolt, left Ireland, of which he had been Lieutenant, and forced
himself into the king's presence. "Now then, what is it?" cried Henry,
annoyed at the sudden intrusion; when York replied he had come to
extract something from the mouth of the sovereign. "A tooth, perchance?"
ironically remarked the king; but his majesty was informed that a
promise to summon a Parliament was the utmost that York required. This
was acceded to, and, when Parliament met, one of the members proposed
declaring the Duke of York heir apparent to the throne, but the proposer
was indignantly coughed down, unceremoniously pulled out, and promptly
committed to the Tower. The duke, discouraged at having a minority of
one, which imprisonment had reduced to none, in his favour, repaired to
his castle at Ludlow, where he collected a large army; but, by way of
proving that he had no evil intentions towards the king, he took, every
now and then, the oath of allegiance. This periodical perjury had very
little effect, for York was better known than trusted, and an army was
sent against him. As the forces went one way to meet him, he came up to
London by another road, but the gates of the City were slammed in his
face just as he came up to them. "Well, I'm sure!" was the indignant
murmur of York, to which, according to an Irish chronicler who came from
Ireland in the duke's suite, "You can't come in," was the only echo.
Foiled in this attempt, he went to Kent, expecting Jack Cade's followers
would rally round him, but beyond some half-dozen seedy scamps,
belonging to the class excluded from kitchens under the general order of
"No followers allowed," there were no adherents to York's banner. When
Henry came up with him at Dartford, both of them, like two little boys
who have met to fight and don't know how to begin, were anxious to
negotiate. This was agreed to, and the duke having disbanded his army,
by which, as the papers say when a theatre closes prematurely, "an
immense number of persons were thrown out of employ," he went to Henry's
tent for a personal interview.
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