The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
It comprises a journal of payments even down to the accuracy of pence;
and her gardener's wages, put down at a hundred shillings a year, may be
considered a fair criterion of the average scale of her expenditure. She
laid out little in clothes, though she kept twenty-seven valets as
well as a number of ladies-in-waiting, and "ten little damsels," whose
salaries and persons were no doubt equally diminutive. That her economy
must have been wonderful, is evident from the fact that she did it all
for seven pounds a day, which she regularly paid to the treasurer of the
king's household.
It has not often been our lot to begin with a new sovereign until we
have finished with the old; but in the present instance we must drop
Henry the Sixth before his death, according to the example set us by his
ungrateful people. We have, perhaps, lingered too long over the downfall
of Henry, and we are warned by a sort of mental shout of "Edward the
Fourth stops the way," that we must drive on with our history.
CHAPTER THE FIFTH. EDWARD THE FOURTH.
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EDWARD, like the individual who having got such a thing as a crown about
him, fully intended keeping it, lost no time in going into the provinces
to enforce his claims. After killing twenty-eight thousand Lancastrians,
and threatening a lesson on the Lancastrian system to anyone who might
continue to oppress him, he returned to town, and was crowned on the
29th of June, 1461, in the usual style of magnificence.
Poor Henry, the deposed sovereign, was carried about at the head of his
adherents, to give them something to rally round; but they might just as
well have had a maypole, or any other inanimate object, for the ex-king
was utterly imbecile. He could only be compared to a guy in the hands of
the boys on the 5th of November; and sometimes, when his adherents were
forced to run for it, they set him down to escape as he could, by which
he was occasionally on the point of being taken prisoner.
Edward assembled a Parliament, which cut short all objections to the
line of York by declaring that the three last kings of the line of
Lancaster were intruders, and the grants they had made were of course
reversed, in order to raise a fund for laying in a large supply of new
loyalty.
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