The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
Poor Henry, to whom peace and quietness were necessary, would have been
very well satisfied to retire into private life, had not his impetuous
wife, the tremendous Margaret, dragged him about with her at the head
of a few proscribed and desperate nobles. Shortness of cash cramped
the efforts of this impetuous female, who ran over to France, with the
intention of begging and borrowing from all her relatives. The Duke of
Brittany gave her a trifle, but Louis the Eleventh pleaded poverty, and
even produced his books to show that he had not a penny beyond what
he required for his own necessities. When, however, she talked of
surrendering Calais, he produced twenty thousand crowns, which he had
probably put by in an old stocking, and lent her the sum, with a couple
of thousand men, under Peter de Brezé.
With this assistance Margaret burst into the northern counties, and,
pushing poor Henry before her wherever she went, thrust him through
the gates of a small series of castles which she had taken by surprise.
These were soon taken back again, and Margaret, being obliged to fly,
lost all her borrowed money in a storm at sea, which washed all her
property in one direction and herself in another. After a few minor
transactions, the 15th of May, 1464, was rendered famous by the battle
of Hexham, at which the hiding or tanning of the Lancastrians was so
complete, that Hexham tan is to this day a leading article of commerce.
Margaret escaped to her father's court, but poor Henry, after wandering
about the moors of Lancashire, had found his way to Yorkshire, where he
had gone out to dine at Waddington Hall, when a treacherous servant, or
a traitor waiter, delivered him up to his enemies. The unhappy Henry was
turned into the Tower, which, under all the circumstances, was the best
place for him.
Edward, now adopting the sentiment of the vocalist, who, wishing to
introduce a tender song in the character of a hero, modulates into a
softer feeling by exclaiming, "Farewell, glory; welcome, love," resolved
on paying those devotions to the fair which a necessity for encountering
the brave had hitherto rendered impossible. He had intended to marry
some foreign princess, and Warwick had engaged him to a young lady named
Bona, daughter of the Duke of Savoy and sister to the Queen of France;
but the king denied that he had ever given instructions to sue, and
declined being bound by the act of his solicitor, who had solicited for
him the hand of the fair princess. The truth was, that his majesty had
formed other views, or, rather, other views had been formed for him
by an old match-making mother, who exhibited all those manoeuvring
qualities which constitute, in the present day, the art of getting a
daughter off to the best advantage.
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