The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
Edward having been duped by his allies in France, on some matters almost
of a private character, took the deception so much to heart, that he put
himself into a violent passion, and died of it with wondrous rapidity.
Instead of a raging fever, he caught the fever of rage, and died on the
6th of April, 1483, in the forty-first year of his age, and twenty-first
of his reign. The assassination of sovereigns was then so common, that
Edward the Fourth lay in state for some days, to show that he had not
come to his death by any but fair means, for he was a king that merited
severe treatment, at least as much as some of his predecessors; and it
was, therefore, presumed that he might have come in for his share of
that fatal violence which it was usual to bestow on kings in the early
and middle periods of our history. In concluding our account of this
reign, we may, perhaps, be expected to give a character of Edward the
Fourth; but, _ex nihilo nihil fit_, and upon this principle we are
unable to furnish a character for one who had lost in the lapse, or
rather in the lap of time, whatever he may once have possessed of that
important article.
CHAPTER THE SIXTH. EDWARD THE FIFTH.
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HAD the crown been always adapted to the head on which it devolves, the
diadem would have been in very reduced circumstances when it descended
on the baby brow of the fifth Edward. Almost bonneted by a bauble
considerably too large for his head, and falling over his eyes, it was
impossible that the boy-king could enjoy otherwise than a very poor
look-out on his accession to the sovereignty. He had been on a visit to
his maternal uncle, the Earl of Rivers, at Ludlow Castle, but he was
now placed under the protection of his paternal uncle, Richard, Duke of
Gloucester, as a sort of apprentice to learn the business of government.
Richard, who was at the head of an army in Scotland at his brother's
death, marched with six hundred men to a _maison de deuil_, where he
insisted on having ready-made mourning for his followers. The astonished
tradesman, exclaiming, in the language of one of our modern poets,
"Five minutes' time is all we ask
To execute the mournful task,"
prepared at once the melancholy outfit. Richard led his adherents to
York, where a funeral service was performed, and the troops, looking
like so many mutes, completely dumbfounded the populace. Their conduct
and their clothes combined--for their designs seemed to be as dark and
mysterious as their habits--obtained for these soldiers the unenviable
name of the black-guards of the Duke of Gloucester.
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