The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
Edward led for some time a life of luxury, which was now and then
disturbed by wars with Scotland, though he never thought it worth his
while to take the field in person, but always got his big brother,
Richard Duke of Gloucester, to fight for him. Matters nevertheless took
a fresh turn when the Duke of Albany, brother of James the Third, came
over and declared he was entitled to the Scotch throne in preference to
his elder relative. "I mean to swear he is illegitimate," said Albany,
and he offered to give up Berwick to Edward, on condition of an army
being lent to depose the reigning sovereign. A marriage with one of the
English king's daughters was also proposed by Albany, who "thought it
right to mention that he had two wives already;" but he did not seem
to anticipate any objection on that account. Albany and Gloucester were
successful in most of their joint undertakings, but they did not fight
very frequently, for a treaty was soon concluded. Until this arrangement
was carried out, Albany made every warlike demonstration, and produced
a wholesome terror by the exhibition of a tremendous piece of artillery,
familiarly known to us in these days as a cannon of the period. Its
chief peculiarity was its aptitude--according to the engravings we have
seen of it--for carrying cannon-balls considerably larger than the
mouth of the piece itself, for we have often feasted our eyes upon very
interesting pictures of a cannon-ball issuing from a cannon not half the
circumference of the projected missile.
[Illustration: 324]
Whether it is that in those days expanding ammunition was provided,
which increased in bulk twofold after leaving the cannon's mouth, we
are unable to say at this period; but the illuminations of the time
undoubtedly present this striking phenomenon. The dust of ages lies
unfortunately on many of our facts, and though we might, it is true,
take up a duster and wipe the dust of ages off, there is a pleasure in
the imaginative which the actual could never realise.
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