The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
History
The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
A few days after these executions, Richard went to the sanctuary at
Westminster, arm-in-arm with the Archbishop of Canterbury, and called
for the little Duke of York, who, they said, would be wanted for the
coronation. Consent was somewhat unwillingly given, and Richard having
got the child away, made him a prisoner in the Tower. An affecting
anecdote is told of the ruse that was resorted to by Gloucester and
his friend, the archbishop, to entrap their juvenile victim into going
quietly with them towards the gloomy scene of his destined captivity.
They lured him on from place to place by pretending that they were
going to treat him to some wonderful show, and they took all sorts
of roundabout ways to prevent him from suspecting the point they were
really driving at. When the poor child was becoming tired of his walk,
and surrounding objects had lost the attraction of novelty, he began
crying after his mamma, with that filial force which is peculiar to the
earliest period of infancy. Gloucester began to fear they should get
a mob after them, if, as he savagely expressed himself, "the brat
continued to howl," and the little fellow was promised, for the purpose
of "stopping his mouth," that he should see his mother immediately.
After walking him nearly off his little legs through back streets and
alleys, they brought him out upon Tower Hill, and Richard, no longer
disguising the fact that he was acting the part of the cruel uncle,
snatched up in his arms the trembling child, who presently found himself
in one of the gloomy apartments of the Tower.
Richard's next artifice was to practise the "moral dodge," which seldom
fails to tell upon an indiscriminating multitude. Jane Shore, who had
been seduced by the late king, was fixed upon as a mark for plunder and
persecution by Richard, who first robbed the poor woman of all she had
and then sent her to prison. He professed to be so shocked at some of
the incidents of her past life, that, as a moral agent or acting member
of society for the suppression of vice, he could not allow her to
escape without some heavy punishment. She was proceeded against in the
Ecclesiastical Courts, and ordered to walk about London with a lighted
rushlight in her hand and wearing nothing but a pair of sheets or a
counterpane. The Hammersmith Ghost and Spring-heeled Jack are the only
legitimate successors of Jane Shore in this remarkable proceeding,
and might have cited her case as a precedent for their own unlawful
practices.
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