The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
Richard, by whom the outward decencies of life were very scrupulously
observed, in order to make up for the inward deficiencies of his mind,
determined to go into mourning for the young princes and repaired to
the same _maison de deuil_ which he had honoured with his patronage on
a former occasion, when requiring the "trapping of woe" for himself and
his retainers on the death of his dear brother.
Another competitor now appeared for the crown, in the person of Henry
Tudor, Esquire, commonly called the Earl of Richmond, who came with a
drawn sword in his hand and a pedigree already drawn up in his pocket.
He was considered to represent the line of Lancaster by right of his
mother, who was a great-granddaughter of John of Gaunt, whose extreme
tallness proved him to be a worthy scion of the house to which the
title of Lanky-shire--as it then might have been spelled--was obviously
appropriate. In order to strengthen Richmond's party and give him a
spice of Yorkism, a marriage was proposed with Elizabeth, of York, on
the same principle that beef is sometimes cut with a hammy knife to give
it a flavour. Richmond was joined by several nobles hitherto favourable
to Richard, and even Buckingham, who had been indebted to him for wealth
and office, suddenly turned against him. When Richard heard the news
he put a price on the heads of all the leaders of the insurrection;
and Buckingham's head, though a very empty one, was ticketed at a
considerable figure.
Henry, Earl of Richmond, appeared with a fleet off Devonshire, but
finding no one on the coast to meet him, he sailed back to St. Malo.
Buckingham, who ought to have been on the look-out, was blundering
about the right bank of the Severn, which he was unable to cross in
consequence of the rains, when his army, finding themselves short
of rations, declined continuing such a very irrational enterprise.
Buckingham was left without a man, except his own servant--a fellow
of the name of Banister--upon whose fidelity he threw himself. He soon
found that he had been leaning upon a fragile prop, for this Banister
broke down and betrayed his miserable master. Buckingham was accordingly
captured, and sneakingly solicited an interview with Richard the Third,
who, on hearing of his being taken, coolly drew on his glove and roared
with a stentorian voice, "Off with his head!--so much for Buckingham!"
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