The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
It is urged by those writers who have defended him, that the crimes he
committed were only those necessary to secure the crown; but this is no
better plea than that of the highwayman who knocks a traveller on the
head because the blow is necessary to the convenient picking of the
victim's pockets. Richard's crimes might have been palliated in some
trifling degree, had they been essential to the recovery of his own
rights, but the case is different when his sanguinary career was only
pursued that he might get hold of that which did not belong to him. It
is true he was ambitious; but if a thief is ambitious of possessing our
set of six silver tea-spoons, we are not to excuse him because he knocks
us down and stuns us, as a necessary preliminary to the transfer of the
property from our own to our assailant's possession. The palliators of
Richard's atrocities declare that he could do justice in matters where
his own interest was not concerned; but this fact, by proving that he
knew better, is in fact an aggravation of the faults he was habitually
guilty of. It has been insinuated that when he had got all he wanted,
he might have improved, but that by killing him after he had come to the
throne, his contemporaries gave him no chance of becoming respectable.
It must be clear to every reasonable mind that the result, even had it
been satisfactory, would never have been worth the cost of obtaining it,
and that in tolerating Richard's pranks, on the chance of his becoming
eventually a good king, his subjects might well have exclaimed _le jeu
n'en vaut pas la chandelle_. In the _vexata questio_ of the cause of the
death of the princes, the guilt has usually been attributed to Richard,
because he reaped the largest benefit from their decease; but this
horrible doctrine would imply that a tenant for life is usually murdered
by the remainder-man, and that the enjoyer of the interest of Bank
Stock is frequently cut off by the reversioner who is entitled to the
principal. We admit there is a strong case against Richard upon other
more reasonable evidence: and thus from the magisterial bench of History
do we commit him to take his trial, and be impartially judged by the
whole of his countrymen.
CHAPTER THE EIGHTH. NATIONAL INDUSTRY.
Let us now turn from the turmoil of war, and apply our eye-glass to the
pursuits of peace; for, having been surfeited for the present with royal
rapacity, it will be refreshing to take a glance at national industry.
London was at a very early period famous for the abundance of its wool,
and it has been ingeniously suggested that the great quantity of wool
may account for a sort of natural shyness or sheepishness among our
fellow-countrymen.
The Bill of Exchange was a luxury introduced in the beginning of the
thirteenth century, for the accommodation of our forefathers, who had
learned the value of a good name, and perhaps occasionally experienced
the inconveniences of a bad one.
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