The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
In speaking of the industry of the people, we may fairly allude to
what was regarded at the time as a great drag upon it in the shape of a
fearful increase of attorneys, who in 1455 had grown to such an extent
in Norfolk and Suffolk, that those places were literally swarming with
the black fraternity. In the city of Norwich the attorneys were so
plentiful that the evil began to correct itself, for they commenced
preying on each other, like the water-lion "Ya-ah! Macker--!"
water-tiger in the drop of stagnant fluid viewed through the solar
microscope. They were in the habit of attending markets and fairs where
they worked people up into bringing and defending actions against each
other, without the smallest legal ground for proceedings on either side.
A salutary statute cut down the exuberance of the attorneys by limiting
their numbers, and six were appointed as a necessary evil for Suffolk;
six as a standing nuisance in Norfolk; while two were apportioned under
the head of things that, as they "can't be cured must be endured," to
the city of Norwich. Such was the state of national industry up to the
period at which we have arrived in our history.
CHAPTER THE NINTH. OF THE MANNERS, CUSTOMS, AND CONDITION OF THE PEOPLE.
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NOTWITHSTANDING that in a previous book we brought down the fashions and
furniture of our forefathers to the fourteenth century, in the present
chapter we shall have the pleasure of laying before our readers some
considerably later intelligence. We left our ancestors lying upon very
uncomfortable beds, but the year 1415 introduces us to some luxuries
in the way of curtains and counterpanes. The Duke of York set forth his
bedding in his will, which bears the date we have named, ana he seems to
have died worth some thousands of pounds--of superior goose feathers. At
a somewhat later period the sheet burst upon the page of history, and a
blank is supplied by the sudden appearance of the blanket.
It was about the same period that clocks with strings and weights began
to have a striking influence on the time, and Edward the Fourth used to
carry one about with him wherever he went, but we do not believe that
he wore it in a watchpocket, from which, instead of key and seals, there
hung a couple of weights and a pendulum.
Costume seems to have been curtailed of very little of its exuberant
absurdity in the reigns of Henry the Fourth and Fifth, though reform was
carried to extremes, for it cut off the surplus hair from the head, and
took away at least half a yard from the foot by relieving the shoes
of their long points, a fashion which had always been remarkable for
extreme pointlessness.
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