The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
In the reign of Edward the Fourth there appears to have been a practice
prevalent of making a shift to go without a shirt, when those who had
such a thing to their backs were seized with a spirit of self-assertion,
and began to slash open their sleeves for the purpose of showing
their possession of that very useful article. The desire to prove the
plenteousness and perhaps also the _propreté_ of the under linen, led
to a further ripping up of other parts of the dress, and the fops of the
day began to outslash each other by opening the seams of their clothes
in the most unseemly fashion.
Richard the Third and his "cousin of Buckingham" were notorious for
their love of finery, and the term "buck," which is used at the present
day, is evidently an abbreviation of Buckingham, Richard, probably,
invented the Dicky or false front, which gave him the appearance of
having always a clean breast, though the fact is that he was reduced to
the expedient of wearing a false front, because the stains of guilt upon
his bosom were utterly indelible.
The appetite of the fifteenth century seems to have been uncommonly
good, for we find our ancestors eating four meals a day, beginning with
breakfast at seven, dinner at ten, supper at four, and a collation taken
in bed--oh, the cormorants!--between eight and nine in the evening.
The meal taken in bed may have consisted of a _blanquette de veau_,
or perhaps now and then a bolster pudding, while the ladies may have
indulged themselves with a _côtelette en papillotes_. Earl Percy and
his countess used to absorb between them a gallon of beer and a quart of
wine, and before being tucked up for the night would tuck in a loaf of
household bread, with other trifles to follow. A dinner in the days to
which we are reverting generally lasted three hours, but tumblers and
dancers were employed to amuse the feasters, so that a kind of caper
sauce was served out with every dish that came to table.
Nothing in the whole annals of ancient and modern gluttony can exceed
the dinner said to have been given by George Neville, the brother of
the King-maker, on his induction to the Archbishopric of York, in
the fifteenth century. It opened with a hundred and four oxen (_au
naturel_), six wild bulls (_a la ménagère_), three hundred and four
calves (_en surprise_), with innumerable _entrées_ of pigs, bucks,
stags, and roes, to an extent that is not only almost but quite
incredible.
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